nuuuuuu!! don't impeach Bush!! i don't care about that fat dude's wig!
carolynn
"What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from a blimp. And chess." --Ryan Stiles .. brought to you by the letter 3!
ElfDude wrote:But... ALIENS! Didn't you see the X-Files movie?
can't say i did..but aliens ARE cool!
carolynn
"What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from a blimp. And chess." --Ryan Stiles .. brought to you by the letter 3!
You just need to relax around women, Augster I don't have any problems with women, she was just being a hoser!! You just need to get to know them a little bit. You have to be a bit more patient and understanding with these strange creatures (Don't ged me for this, H)
I remember watching in amazement as Geddy sang, played bass, and played the keyboards with his feet. I thought, "Who is this guy???"
-- IFALT
Augie wrote:
I think that a big part of the problem is that women are all f**cking NUTS!!! They don't speak English either. When I ask a girl a question, I don't know what the f**k she said, and people have to translate it for me. Then, 6 months later, I finally figure out what that girl was trying to tell me 6 months ago ("Oooh, now I get it !!!"). Sometimes I have to hire people with degrees in cryptology (because women talk in riddles and cryptic messages) to understand what women are saying. Sometimes I have to sign a lease agreement with NASA to rent their super-computer so it can decipher what these girls are saying.
I just don't get it!
So, don't feel bad.
Augie
okai I'm gonna be nice to you about this....not all women are fucking nuts, yes they're a few who are nuts but that's like saying that all men are bastards...
if you cant understand us then try listening ...it works wonders, we dont all talk in riddles..believe me when I tell someone to fuck off they get the message and I can also hold an intelligent conversation with males with out them having to resort to hiring anyone...
I hope that clears this wee matter up.....and remember for every fault you guys see in women we can come up with 100 more faults with the males of our race
I don't have any problems with women, she was just being a hoser!! You just need to get to know them a little bit. You have to be a bit more patient and understanding with these strange creatures (Don't ged me for this, H) 
