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awip2062
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by awip2062 » Wed Jun 30, 2004 10:13 pm
Dear Dr. H,
Jim didn't ged to hear the scream of the butterfly before he sank inot the big sleep.
Signed,
Me Either Yet
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Dear Dr. H,
Waar zijn de kerkhof?
Signed,
Big Sleeper
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by Xanadu » Thu Jul 01, 2004 6:20 am
Dear Doc,
I shut my book too hard and have broken up all the Words...Would it help if I soaked the pages in alphabet soup?
Signed,
Book Binder
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Me
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by Me » Tue Jul 20, 2004 4:53 pm
Dear Book Binder,
Wipe your ass with them so you'll remember what you consumed
Dr. Ass Wipe PHD
When evil is allowed to compete with good, evil has an emotional populist appeal that wins out unless good men & women stand as a vanguard against abuse.
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by Xanadu » Thu Jul 22, 2004 7:10 pm
Dear Doc,
I feel all the time as if shit was behind my every move and pushing me to give into its peer pressure...
Singed,
Sphincter
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by Aerosmitten » Fri Jul 30, 2004 2:28 am
Dear MEY,
He did not listen closely nuff I guess.
Signed, Dr H
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Dear BS,
Nice name.
Signed, Dr H
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Dear Sphincter,
Are you gonna explode?
Signed, Dr H
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by Xanadu » Sat Jul 31, 2004 9:19 am
Dear Doc,
The piano teeth are rotting and its music is halitosis.
Signed,
Crescendo
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awip2062
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by awip2062 » Mon Aug 02, 2004 9:04 am
Dear Dr. Whoever is in Charge,
I have a confession to make.
I like to talk to tomoatoes.
A squash can make me smile.
I like to waltz with potatoes
Up and down the produce aisle.
Signed,
Broccoli, celery, gotta be....lima beans, collard greens, peachey keen...sweet and sour, half an hour...
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by Aerosmitten » Mon Aug 02, 2004 11:31 pm
Dear Crescendo,
Stacato it to the piano forte, retard metso piano, DS al Coda.
Signed, Dr H
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Dear Rabbit Food,
Tomatoes and squash and peas oh my!
Signed, Dr H
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by Xanadu » Tue Aug 03, 2004 7:23 am
Dear Doc,
Fainting feathers are falling all over me from thanksgiving dinner.
Signed,
Raving Pilgrim
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by Aerosmitten » Wed Aug 04, 2004 11:49 pm
Dear RP,
Eat fast and run.
Signed, Dr H
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by awip2062 » Thu Aug 05, 2004 8:54 am
Dear Dr. H,
I still want to know why we can't shoot tourists during tourist season.
Signed,
Itchy fingers
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Xanadu
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by Xanadu » Thu Aug 05, 2004 8:03 pm
Dear Doc,
Thanks, the Words have soaked up the air and now I can touch my fingers together.
Signed,
Raving Pilgrim
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by Aerosmitten » Thu Aug 05, 2004 11:33 pm
Dear IF,
Have you a licence yet? I teenk you must need one in order to shoot them.
Signed, Dr H
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Dear RP,
Do not touch your fingers together after applying superglue.
Signed, Dr H
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by Xanadu » Fri Aug 06, 2004 7:17 pm
Dear Doc,
When you drag your eyes across the picture, does it move?
Signed,
Cosmic Planet
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by Me » Sun Aug 08, 2004 5:27 pm
Dear Doc,
Is it always going to be a wash and go life complicated frustration catching the letters exscaping earths crust and brusels sprouts
Signed,
growing
When evil is allowed to compete with good, evil has an emotional populist appeal that wins out unless good men & women stand as a vanguard against abuse.