17 Ways Women Fail In Bed (WARNING! ADULT CONTENT!)

3 travelers · Post by **3 travelers** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 3:29 pm

Thongirl wrote:That is so true. My hubby says there is a red light that comes on when your doing it and the kids come knocking on the door. This red light goes off in your kids head when it is happening. The first day of scool last yr. my hubby took the day off so we could be alone. In the middle of it my hubby said Ted is now in school raising his hand telling the teacher he has to go home right now!!! ha ha ha

Soooo very true.... I figure by the time the kids are out of the house... I'll need a crane to get it up... Start stocking up on Viagra now!!!!

Thongirl · Post by **Thongirl** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 5:26 pm

Gee what would Ged do?

Sir Myghin · Post by **Sir Myghin** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 7:47 pm

all the things, i never knew or wanted to know, how peachy, meh i'll live, for another while, may life be a blessing.

EndlesslyRocking · Post by **EndlesslyRocking** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 1:32 pm

This is hysterical.

Ogg you have a future in family therapy.

As a patient, I mean...

3 travelers · Post by **3 travelers** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 1:35 pm

EndlesslyRocking wrote:This is hysterical.

Ogg you have a future in family therapy.

As a patient, I mean...

He needs to smoke more herb

Ogg · Post by **Ogg** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 3:18 pm

EndlesslyRocking wrote:
This is hysterical.

Ogg you have a future in family therapy.

As a patient, I mean...

He needs to smoke more herb

Ged No! If I consumed any more I think I'd die of lethargy. A small part of me is looking forward to returning to work, ifonly for the normality.
In reference to the funny list, I'm not reponsible for it. I found it in a download forum.

3 travelers · Post by **3 travelers** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 3:24 pm

Ogg wrote:
EndlesslyRocking wrote:
This is hysterical.

Ogg you have a future in family therapy.

As a patient, I mean...

He needs to smoke more herb
Ged No! If I consumed any more I think I'd die of lethargy. A small part of me is looking forward to returning to work, ifonly for the normality.
In reference to the funny list, I'm not reponsible for it. I found it in a download forum.

Can I have the rest of your stash then????

Thongirl · Post by **Thongirl** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 8:51 am

oh no the stash has to be mine. I get first dibs on it but i will share it with 3T. We need it.

LisaBug2112 · Post by **LisaBug2112** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 11:11 am

ROFLMFAO! That was too funny, i have got to let my husband see that, & will send it to a few friends LOL. Thank you man!

Soup4Rush · Post by **Soup4Rush** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 2:45 pm

3 travelers wrote:
Thongirl wrote:That is so true. My hubby says there is a red light that comes on when your doing it and the kids come knocking on the door. This red light goes off in your kids head when it is happening. The first day of scool last yr. my hubby took the day off so we could be alone. In the middle of it my hubby said Ted is now in school raising his hand telling the teacher he has to go home right now!!! ha ha ha
Soooo very true.... I figure by the time the kids are out of the house... I'll need a crane to get it up... Start stocking up on Viagra now!!!!

Put vaseline on the outside door knob, that way the kids cannot turn the door knob, or a lock and loud music.

EndlesslyRocking · Post by **EndlesslyRocking** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 3:50 pm

Soup4Rush wrote: Put vaseline on the outside door knob, that way the kids cannot turn the door knob, or a lock and loud music.

Of course, then they stand there pounding on the door yelling "HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE? MOM?!? MOM!?"

Sir Myghin · Post by **Sir Myghin** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 8:11 pm

as long as you don't respond with 'eachother 'you should be fine

AuntBear · Post by **AuntBear** » Fri Jul 23, 2004 1:09 pm

Fair warning Oggster... as a novelist/poet I can and will write the 17 Things men should not do in bed... heheheheheheeheheheheheheehehehehe!!!!

Thongirl · Post by **Thongirl** » Sat Jul 24, 2004 12:29 am

you go Auntbear i want to know this. type your heart out and tell us what are your thoughts.

Ogg · Post by **Ogg** » Mon Jul 26, 2004 3:02 pm

Fair warning Oggster... as a novelist/poet I can and will write the 17 Things men should not do in bed... heheheheheheeheheheheheheehehehehe!!!!

Still waiting...

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