Dr.Spuds Physco Therapy

Xanadu · Post by **Xanadu** » Sat May 15, 2004 10:53 pm

Dear Doctor Pants,

Can Lettuce heads think outloud?

Signed,
Peeling Orange

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Sat May 15, 2004 10:55 pm

Dear PO,

Let us head the question off at the sammach maker from Bob's joint over split pea soup.

Signed, Dr H

Xanadu · Post by **Xanadu** » Sat May 15, 2004 10:59 pm

Dear Doc,

My splitting peas...they scream outloud and foam in the soup...causing mucus to grow into crystaline solids...

Signed,
Pure Filth

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Sat May 15, 2004 11:02 pm

Dear PF,
Gag them and they will be quieter.

Signed, Dr H

Medinaquirin · Post by **Medinaquirin** » Sun May 16, 2004 3:31 am

Dear Doccy H,

I was just hit in the head by a flying pop up ad - is it infected?

Signed,
Should Not Have Been on That Site

Mr. Potatoe Head · Post by **Mr. Potatoe Head** » Sun May 16, 2004 6:08 am

Dear Doctor,

I also have been getting hacked Thunder trying to find a port to worm its way into my mind

Matter of fact had several attempts from who knows who ucking with my system.

Xanadu · Post by **Xanadu** » Sun May 16, 2004 9:49 am

Dear Doctor,

Everytime I try and talk my tongue gets in the way.

Signed,
Missplaced Freak Baby

Mr. Potatoe Head · Post by **Mr. Potatoe Head** » Sun May 16, 2004 3:15 pm

Dear Doctor,

I got mayo on my face how can I clean the blinds of my thoughts?

Signed,

Cinderella Man

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Sun May 16, 2004 8:33 pm

Dear SNHBONTS,

If it turns green, you need to have it cut out. Other wise, (unless yellow appears) eat something and you should be fine.

Signed, Dr H

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Dear Dr Spudly,

Have you tried wormwood salsa? It might cut down on something or another.

Signed, Dr H

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Dear MFB,

Keep yo mouth shut, kiddo, talk through your nose.

Signed, Dr H

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Dear CM,

First you must sweep the cobwebs out of your mind, but make sure you are not hanging from them, it's a long long way to fall.

Signed, Dr H

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Dear Dr Spudly,

Living inside your mind, who knows the things you'll find? Is it hell or rainbows?

Signed, Living on the Edge

Medinaquirin · Post by **Medinaquirin** » Sun May 16, 2004 10:39 pm

Dear Doccy H,

I have been subjected to images of Pokemon and fear I will not be able to sleep. Help.

Signed,
Pikaaaaaaaaachoooo!

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Sun May 16, 2004 10:56 pm

Dear P,
I shall prescribe that you look at pics of dudes in kilts.

Signed, Dr H

Xanadu · Post by **Xanadu** » Mon May 17, 2004 3:34 pm

Dear Doc,

I talk through my nose and get snot every where...tissue makes me inarticulate...can I talk out of my ass?

Signed,
Misplaced Freak Baby

funky cm · Post by **funky cm** » Tue May 18, 2004 12:51 am

Dear MFB,

As long as your ass-ma doesn't act up.

Signed

*illegible signature*

Dr T, proctology

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Tue May 18, 2004 12:59 am

Dear MFB,

Blow your nose and you'll ged rid of the bothersome words.

Signed, Dr H

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Dear Dr T, Proctology,

Have you seen my Medicine Man?

Signed, H-a;oighsohsh

Xanadu · Post by **Xanadu** » Wed May 19, 2004 4:57 pm

Dear Doc,

I don't like the words in my mouth they get stuck on the tip of my tounge...the toothbrush you gave me reeks of adverbs

Signed,

Hyperboria