Ladies and gentlemen....BRUSH !

Chasartymac · Post by **Chasartymac** » Sat May 15, 2004 2:19 pm

neilpeart_gal wrote:My only defense was that I was swept up in the courtings of one record label, Chasartymac Records, and promised the moon. So far, I have it.

They even paid attention to my dental hygeine fetish, imagine that.

But the fans want BRUSH back. I say we stop the fighting and give the people what they demand.

We love your smile, so all dental aspects are catered for. But although you may be considering more Brush projects, just remember I hold a contract signed by you for another 3 albums, and not forgetting I have you booked for a Xmas special.

Chasartymac · Post by **Chasartymac** » Sat May 15, 2004 2:20 pm

Thr hottest new record label gets da nu page.

neilpeart_gal · Post by **neilpeart_gal** » Sat May 15, 2004 6:24 pm

Chasartymac wrote:
We love your smile, so all dental aspects are catered for. But although you may be considering more Brush projects, just remember I hold a contract signed by you for another 3 albums, and not forgetting I have you booked for a Xmas special.

They don't call me 'Perfecto Teeth' for nothin!

Ah yes, the contractual fly in the ointment...3 albums. Well I am sure I can fit them in between Brush projects.

The Xmas special will require a lot of my dedication and devotion, as well as lots of planning. I am confident I can pull it off.

DutchRush · Post by **DutchRush** » Sat May 15, 2004 6:26 pm

Today we received this news (and picture) from CMNA (the ChasartyMac News Agency), concerning the possible split up of Brush....
There is not only the rumour that the next three Brush albums are going to be recorded under the auspicions of ChasartyMacRecords in London, but also that Pearttracy Neil and Awip Lexsson have decided to carry on with Brush...either with -or without Tonny Leeeee (DutchRush) on bass...
Other (very reliable sources) however, claim that they have heard that Dawn and Tonny have overcome thei're argues...and that the band will carry on, even better and stronger than ever before !...in the original line up !
One of our informers tuned in to Radio Luxemburgh last night and picked up this broadcast, where they had a live interview with Tonny Leeeee...in which he said the following, "It's the truth in fact, that Dawn and I had some difficulties in the past...which mainly came down to my problems with drugs and booze and all...It takes strong legs to carry the weight of succes and at a certain point, I seemed to have lost contact with mother Earth somewhere along the way...never the less...I realize that she is just the greatest mum for our son Jude and prolly one of the best guitar players on the face of the Earth....not to mention the best wife a man can EVER have....I guess it's normal that there comes some static on the line at a certain point, but one must never forged that honesty and truth are most likely the most important things that two persons can share...and there is no one in this world, i have more faith in , than Dawn...We talked for hours...and then it all became very clear...we will do everything in our powers to not only make this marriage work, but also to put Brush back on track...And we will.....we have a new label...thanks to Pearttracy Neil...and our plan is to come back, better than we have have ever been before....I had some time off...and i thought the whole world would stand still....but in fact it was I, who created the trouble....the other two were still very willing to maintain...and improve all that we have reached sofar...I must not forged to say that I had a lot of support as well from my bass tech Karen...and also...the love and patience from my wife...and guitarplayer of the world, Dawn...without whom...I wouldn't have been...thank you sweetness...and I will always be there for you and also for our little lad Jude...oh yes ! and soup !....I couldn't have gotten through without the soup...that's about it.."

neilpeart_gal · Post by **neilpeart_gal** » Sat May 15, 2004 6:29 pm

Sounds like one big, happy family........and more dough for Chasartymac Records.

Its a win win situation. Rejoice, ya'll!!!!

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Sat May 15, 2004 7:03 pm

I....I...I just don't know what to say.

Yes, we did talk.

Yes, we did decide to work it out.

But, well,

such nice things to say. I am just surprised that he said all that on national radio! Wow.

So, I guess we need to ged back to the studio. What do you say we go to Bearsville? *thud*

neilpeart_gal · Post by **neilpeart_gal** » Sun May 16, 2004 3:27 pm

Count me in!!

Can I bring the CEO of our new record label along too?

Kares4Rush · Post by **Kares4Rush** » Sun May 16, 2004 3:32 pm

OK, now I'm confused. I work with three of the most talented people on the planet...

Do I still have my job? Perhaps I can become NPG's "towel girl?" I'm a GOOD bass tech but I must feed my hungry goldfish too...

neilpeart_gal · Post by **neilpeart_gal** » Sun May 16, 2004 3:39 pm

You'll have to ask my man at the record co. about that, Kares4towels. He and I work VERY closely together........

Kares4Rush · Post by **Kares4Rush** » Sun May 16, 2004 4:23 pm

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Sun May 16, 2004 5:51 pm

KARES344249773Brush, I don't think that Tonny wants to lose you as his bass tech. I know he thinks you do a superub job and he would hate not to have you taking care of his "babies."

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Sun May 16, 2004 8:09 pm

*Flying goldfish of doom dive bomb the band*

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Mon May 17, 2004 8:06 am

Oh no! Just look at what that goldfish has done!

KARES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do you know how to put a bass back together again? that #*#*$in' goldfish of doom just knocked the neck off of Tonny's fav bass. The one what Geddy had signed too!

*t stomps on the goldfish of doom and its wee guts splat into a smear*

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Mon May 17, 2004 1:54 pm

*The goldfish of doom have second thoughts*

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Mon May 17, 2004 9:59 pm

*t wipes up the smear*

I think this one was a drummer.