Rush Pants

Slaine mac Roth · Post by **Slaine mac Roth** » Fri May 14, 2004 1:08 pm

I don't know how this will work out.

Rush Pants is a variation of a game played on the Lord of the Rings Fanatics Plaza Forum. Basically, in that game, you take a quote from Tolkien and substitute pants at some point. In Rush Pants, you use Rush lyrics. (Bear in mind that the British may find it funnier - to us, pants are underwear not trousers)

'And the meek shall inherit the pants'

funky cm · Post by **funky cm** » Fri May 14, 2004 2:17 pm

He's got a road map of Jupiter
A radar fix on the stars
All along the highway
She's got a liquid-crystal compass
A picture book of the pants
Under the Sahara

Slaine mac Roth · Post by **Slaine mac Roth** » Fri May 14, 2004 2:50 pm

Nice one.

'Blood stained velvet, dirty pants.'

Post by PV » Fri May 14, 2004 2:57 pm

The flame at the heart of a pawn broker's pants
Is a cold fire.

Kares4Rush · Post by **Kares4Rush** » Fri May 14, 2004 5:49 pm

Follow men's eyes
As they look to the pants
The shifting shafts of shining
Weave the fabric of their dreams...

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Fri May 14, 2004 6:24 pm

Today's Tom Sawyer
He gets High on you
And the pants he invades
He gets by on you

Medinaquirin · Post by **Medinaquirin** » Fri May 14, 2004 8:57 pm

There is unrest in the forest,
There is trouble with the pants

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Sat May 15, 2004 3:26 am

100 100 1 pair of pants.

*Lifesonite · Post by *Lifesonite » Sat May 15, 2004 3:28 am

We are the pants, in the closet, by Syrinx

funky cm · Post by **funky cm** » Sat May 15, 2004 3:37 am

The boy lies in the grass, unmoving
Staring at the sky
His mother starts to call him
As a hawk goes soaring by
The boy pulls down his pants
And covers up his eyes

*Lifesonite · Post by *Lifesonite » Sat May 15, 2004 3:38 am

For my father and my brother it's too late, but I must help my pants stand up straight.

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Sat May 15, 2004 3:47 am

LMFAO!!

These all freaking ROCK!!

funky cm · Post by **funky cm** » Sat May 15, 2004 3:50 am

We are the Priests, of the Temples of Syrinx
Our great computers fill the hallowed halls.
We are the Priests, of the Temples of Syrinx
All the gifts of life are held within our pants.

Slaine mac Roth · Post by **Slaine mac Roth** » Sat May 15, 2004 3:51 am

Suddenly, you were gone
From all the pants you left your mark upon

*Lifesonite · Post by *Lifesonite » Sat May 15, 2004 3:54 am

Cast in this unlikely role,
Ill-equipped to act,
With insufficient tact,
One must put on pants
To keep oneself intact.

All the world's indeed a stage,
And we are merely players,
Performers and portrayers,
Each another's audience
Outside the gilded pants.