Dr.Spuds Physco Therapy

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Thu Apr 29, 2004 2:34 pm

Dear SHS,

Bassists should not try to think, it causes much pain and sometimes near fatal bleeding, but they ged better. Avoid thinking and all thought related activities. And listen to some RUSH up loud.

Signed, Dr H

Xanadu · Post by **Xanadu** » Fri Apr 30, 2004 9:39 pm

Dear Doctor Doctor,

How do you break up Words cysts?

Signed,
Split Head Sections

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Sat May 01, 2004 12:02 am

Dear SHS,

Throw out the thesaurous!

Signed, Dr H

Xanadu · Post by **Xanadu** » Sat May 01, 2004 2:02 pm

Dear Doc,

I took all the Pills you subscribed to me and now I rattle when I walk.

Signed,
Split Head Sections

funky cm · Post by **funky cm** » Sat May 01, 2004 5:56 pm

Dear SHS,

They were suppositories. You were supposed to shove them up your ass.

Signed,

*illegible signature*

Dr T, proctology.

Medinaquirin · Post by **Medinaquirin** » Sat May 01, 2004 8:06 pm

Dear Doccy H-iepooh,

I'm bummed and almost out of choccy icecream. What do I do?!?!?!

Signed,
Dude, Where's My Scotsman?

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Sun May 02, 2004 2:24 am

Dear SHS,

Next time take them out of the pill bottle before you swallow them...and take only the prescribed mount.

Signed, Dr H

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Dear Dr T, proctology

I cannae read your signature!

Signed, Dr H

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Dear DWMSM,

Here is a flying saucer, and a tea cup to match..sorta...the saucer is Ford Prefects, and the tea cup is Donald Duck...anyway! It's not only got choccy icecream, but it's also got directions to go to Scotland.

Signed, Dr H

Mr. Potatoe Head · Post by **Mr. Potatoe Head** » Tue May 04, 2004 3:34 am

Dr Doc.

A spider crawled into my ear laided eggs and the babes are hatching squirming thru my brain creating cob webs in my mind.

signed,

All webbed up

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Tue May 04, 2004 1:25 pm

Dear Dr. H,

Why is he hanging from the cobwebs of his mind? That is MY gig!

Signed,
No One Ever Told Me Life Was Kind

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Wed May 05, 2004 1:27 am

Dear AWA,

Look at the broght side...you'll have no trouble with flys!

Signed, Dr H

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Dear NOETMLWK,

Where is your exclucive contract?

Signed, Dr H

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Dear Dr Xanny,

Time is ticking away and won't come back, what did I do wrong?

Signed,

GAHH!

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Wed May 05, 2004 8:23 am

Dear Dr. H,

The exclusive contract is in Egypt and the chains are on.

Signed,

Child of the Sea

Xanadu · Post by **Xanadu** » Sat May 08, 2004 9:10 am

Dear Doc,

Five dirty numbers minus six toothy words...does that equal Fourcepts?

Signed,
Split Head Sections

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Sat May 08, 2004 8:26 pm

Dear COTS,

Your name is berry similar to a Norwegians!

Signed, Dr H

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Dear SHS,

I am afraid it equils a trip to the denzist fourcepts would equil not two, nor 5, which is right out.

Signed, Dr H

Xanadu · Post by **Xanadu** » Sat May 08, 2004 9:04 pm

Dear Doc,

How fo I keep my forms from falling and my hearing from flaring away?

Signed
Split Head Segments

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Sat May 08, 2004 9:55 pm

Dear Doctor H,

Seems about the only thing that cheers me up is playing Tony (the guitar, not the man!

) Fix it make it better?

Signed,

People Think I'm Insane