Welcome to the Sexiest Man in the Universe Pagent.

I am Rushlight, your hostess, with the sexiest men here tonight to compete for the title of Sexiest Man in the Universe. Zivo, the winner of the mini pagent, along with the runner-up ElfDude, are up against the most handsome of men ,including my wonderful Devil's Advocate, as they compete in talent, swimsuit, and evening wear competition.

Who will win the title, crown, and the trip to Hawaii?

Gentlemen, good luck and strut your stuff!

I love my Welshman.