The faucet is dripping, dripping, dripping... The clock is ticking... Every piece of thunder my only link to reality, bringing me back from the edge. Drip, tick, drip, tick.... The seconds grew longer until the dripping stopped and the clock died. Everything is more beautiful in the dark.
I remember watching in amazement as Geddy sang, played bass, and played the keyboards with his feet. I thought, "Who is this guy???"
-- IFALT
I went down to the ugly oyster and got really drunk while watching stroking monkeys. Because dieing isn't much fun for living and snorting socks isn't my cup of tea. On a whim I decided to get a sex change operation only because I was really drunk at the time. The doctor suggested I wait till I was sober, but I said no! I want it now not tomorrow, tomorrow. Might as well cut off their heads hollow it out and wear it for a mask. Well to make a long story short (so to speak), I woke up with breasts, a vagina, and a spltiing headache. Being a woman for several weeks not having the time to fully enjoy being a woman, not to mention the need to change my whole wardrobe! I decided to go back to being a man. Off I went to the hospital and under anesthesia the operation went smoothly, at least I thought. Upon awaking and having to urinate really, really bad, I began making funny sounds out of my penis. Is this just a temporary complication because I can no longer use public toilets, what's a man to do?
I got one more problem I'm thinking after writing this nonsense perhaps I should just delete it for people are going to think I'm wierd
Last edited by Mr. Potatoe Head on Wed Apr 14, 2004 5:36 pm, edited 1 time in total.
I went down to the ugly oyster and got really drunk while watching stroking monkeys. Because dieing isn't much fun for living and snorting socks isn't my cup of tea. On a whim I decided to get a sex change operation only because I was really drunk at the time. The doctor suggested I wait till I was sober, but I said no! I want it now not tomorrow, tomorrow. Might as well cut off their heads hollow it out and wear it for a mask. Well to make a long story short (so to speak), I woke up with breasts, a vagina, and a spltiing headache. Being a woman for several weeks not having the time to fully enjoy being a woman, not to mention the need to change my whole wardrobe! I decided to go back to being a man. Off I went to the hospital and under anesthesia the operation went smoothly, at least I thought. Upon awaking and having to urinate really, really bad, I began making funny sounds out of my penis. Is this just a temporary complication because I can no longer use public toilets, what's a man to do?
I got one more problem I'm thinking after writing this nonsense perhaps I should just delete it for people are going to think I'm wierd
Doctor quick Xanadu wants to have a sex change with me, what am I to do?
The doc on vacation or what? Had to answer my own dam questions
Psychanalytic study, one that would disclose the "infinite aggressions"
behind jokes, mainly of men against woman here it works both ways!
I can't help it I'm wearing profalatic head gear!!!
I just crack me self up