Pics of us

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Thu Apr 08, 2004 9:21 am

ElfDude wrote: She's the weirdest person I've ever met. Let's just leave it at that.

Reminds me of a song Dio sand with Blackmore about a woman who stalked Ritchie. Starstruck.

ElfDude · Post by **ElfDude** » Thu Apr 08, 2004 4:50 pm

I dated this woman for a month and then broke it off. A year later she moved 130 miles to be in the same church congregation with me. She visited my daughter at school during lunch without telling me. She did a lot of scary stuff. Eventually I told her to stay away from me and my kids. Since then her quest has been to spread nasty stories about me. She even looked up my ex-wife and has made bosom-buddies with her... they love exchanging the dirt on me. There's lots lots more.

The local police say she's one of the craziest people they've ever had to deal with.

*Lifesonite · Post by *Lifesonite » Thu Apr 08, 2004 4:56 pm

Move your rabbit cage from the backyard to inside the house... That is my only suggestion.

Zivo · Post by **Zivo** » Thu Apr 08, 2004 5:34 pm

One more suggestion...write a song! Your story is the same as me tune No Head, except for the killin'

. Revenge music is so thick and deep. It helps to be a little insane yourself at the time of writing

ElfDude · Post by **ElfDude** » Thu Apr 08, 2004 5:47 pm

Zivo wrote:One more suggestion...write a song! Your story is the same as me tune No Head, except for the killin' . Revenge music is so thick and deep. It helps to be a little insane yourself at the time of writing

I wrote a big pile of songs! They're nearly all parody songs though. My friend decided to see if he could get me laughing about the whole thing when I was really getting upset, so he registered a domain and created a website (since taken down). One of the pages on the website was this list of songs from the forthcoming album "Crazy For You". So, I started writing parody songs to go with all these song titles he'd invented and we put a bunch of mp3's on the website.

Want me to make a couple available for download?

Zivo · Post by **Zivo** » Thu Apr 08, 2004 6:26 pm

Yes, post a few, if it's not a hassle.

I must be burnt. I'm sure you already told me about the parody tunes. Time for some time off.

ElfDude · Post by **ElfDude** » Thu Apr 08, 2004 7:10 pm

Okay, there are three at the same URL now...
http://www.purescience.com/matt/tunes/

They need a bit of explaining though.

"100 Miles" is sung in her voice (as if she was telling her story). It's about her move to my neighborhood. It has a couple of inside jokes in it, like the time her neighbor was weeding and pulled up some of the weeds on her property and she came out and yelled at him to replant them. Everything mentioned in it is true.

"Dingy's Song" is a John Denver parody. It's sung in my voice. Just about how she makes me feel these days.

"I Got a Brain" is a Coldplay parody. It's sung in her voice again. I ended up telling the police about her because of what I was concerned she might escalate to. One thing that troubled me... I'd been letting my kids play with her kid at her house for a while... and my frined (who was her ISP at the time) gave me a friendly warning that a lot of porn was being downloaded into that house and I might want to reconsider letting my little girls hang out over there. So anyway, after she heard I'd been to the police she decided that the smart thing to do was go in and tell them that it was the other way 'round... that I'd been stalking her this whole time. She then accused me of hacking into her computer remotely and making it download porn, all to make her look bad. She told them that she was scared of me and what I might do to her or her child. That was when the police mentioned that she was one of the craziest people they'd ever dealt with. This song is about that incident.

Sir Myghin · Post by **Sir Myghin** » Sun Apr 11, 2004 5:23 pm

i know how o solve this problem , it involves a shovel and a hole. and you can guess the rest

*Lifesonite · Post by *Lifesonite » Sun Apr 11, 2004 7:29 pm

That is not a mature decision

Maybe institutionalize her...

Sir Myghin · Post by **Sir Myghin** » Sun Apr 11, 2004 7:45 pm

hey hey hey, don't accuse me of being mature, your making a mistake

cajunrushgal · Post by **cajunrushgal** » Sun Apr 11, 2004 9:10 pm

Loved looking at everyone's pictures!! Maybe I will post mine.......one of these days, maybe........

*Lifesonite · Post by *Lifesonite » Sun Apr 11, 2004 9:15 pm

I'll post mine if you post yours

ElfDude · Post by **ElfDude** » Sun Apr 11, 2004 9:18 pm

cajunrushgal wrote:Loved looking at everyone's pictures!! Maybe I will post mine.......one of these days, maybe........

Please do.

cajunrushgal · Post by **cajunrushgal** » Sun Apr 11, 2004 9:21 pm

*Lifesonite wrote:I'll post mine if you post yours

hehehe, okay gotta find a decent one though, I think the only one I have on the 'puter is the one where I look high (but I'm not!!!......No really:O) So I may have to end up using that one anyway

Sir Myghin · Post by **Sir Myghin** » Sun Apr 11, 2004 9:25 pm

i'll post mine once i get one