Your worst nightmare-A NASCAR thread!

Soup4Rush · Post by **Soup4Rush** » Fri Aug 03, 2012 10:10 am

Hey look... a side of the car we dont have to fix this week!

Soup4Rush · Post by **Soup4Rush** » Fri Aug 03, 2012 10:13 am

Another great finish by our princess.. Tony better win another chmapionship.. He needs the cash so he can buy her some more cars for the crash em up derby!!

Hey there's a thought.. if this whole Nascar gig does not work out.. there is always Saturday night at the county fair!!! Yeeee Haw!!!

YYZ30 · Post by **YYZ30** » Fri Aug 03, 2012 11:26 am

CygnusX1 wrote:Y'all are just bitter because your driver sucks this year.

In all seriousness, I agree about the CE commercial. **GAG**

The one where Junior is holding up a sign with Danica's "cell number" on
it was kinda funny.

This run of big flat BORING tracks is getting me down. Pocono
(another snoozefest) is coming up....c'mon Richmond and Bristol...

My driver? Hell I don't even have a driver anymore

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Fri Aug 03, 2012 11:58 am

While you are on Nascar hiatus, Junior is racking up some impressive
stats. If he can win a race or two more, it'll be his career season.

He passes Gordon's lead lap finish (in a season) record if he stays on it at
the finish in Pocono.

YYZ30 · Post by **YYZ30** » Fri Aug 03, 2012 12:08 pm

CygnusX1 wrote:While you are on Nascar hiatus, Junior is racking up some impressive
stats. If he can win a race or two more, it'll be his career season.

He passes Gordon's lead lap finish (in a season) record if he stays on it at
the finish in Pocono.

Now now Mr. 110 Octane because I am not watching doesn't mean I am not reading the post mortems and checking out results....

Soup4Rush · Post by **Soup4Rush** » Fri Aug 03, 2012 12:10 pm

CygnusX1 wrote:While you are on Nascar hiatus, Junior is racking up some impressive
stats. If he can win a race or two more, it'll be his career season.

He passes Gordon's lead lap finish (in a season) record if he stays on it at
the finish in Pocono.

Hey Sigs.. I jumped on the Jr bandwagon a few months ago..

The boy can drive, I am giving him his due...

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Fri Aug 03, 2012 12:18 pm

Roger that, my Bruth-ahs.

Soup4Rush · Post by **Soup4Rush** » Fri Aug 03, 2012 12:22 pm

I just wish Danica would give up this Nascar thing and call up Hugh!! She is smoking hot!

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Fri Aug 03, 2012 12:29 pm

I still don't see what Smoke sees in her....then again...

YYZ30 · Post by **YYZ30** » Fri Aug 03, 2012 1:34 pm

CygnusX1 wrote:I still don't see what Smoke sees in her....then again...

His dick?

Soup4Rush · Post by **Soup4Rush** » Fri Aug 03, 2012 2:20 pm

OK ZED! THAT JUST WENT DOWN AS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER SAID ON THIS FORUM!!!! I am humbled by your presence!!

I

dude, I am still laughing!!

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Sat Aug 04, 2012 3:48 am

Zed "nailed" it.

YYZ30 · Post by **YYZ30** » Sat Aug 04, 2012 10:12 am

Soup4Rush wrote:OK ZED! THAT JUST WENT DOWN AS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER SAID ON THIS FORUM!!!! I am humbled by your presence!!

I

dude, I am still laughing!!

Thank you!

Put a softball in my wheelhouse and you bet your ass I am swinging at it

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 4:13 am

How do you drop a transmission at Pocono and still carry the points lead?

I don't know about that, but I know who's holding the Nascar horseshoe this year.

Speaking of horseshoes - congrats to Jeff Gordon for the "gift" win.

A "W" is a "W" when it comes down to the Chase.

YYZ30 · Post by **YYZ30** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 5:50 am

CygnusX1 wrote:How do you drop a transmission at Pocono and still carry the points lead?

See Earnhardt, Dale Jr. - pg. 88

CygnusX1 wrote:Speaking of horseshoes - congrats to Jeff Gordon for the "gift" win.

A "W" is a "W" when it comes down to the Chase.

Sorry - I hardly consider it a gift. Everyone had the same information about the weather - in fact there was a lot of radio chatter that the storm was 15 miles away. Depending on how fast the storm is moving that's going to buy me 15-30 minutes of racing before the red is thrown. I know what I am doing if I hear that on the radio and I am on the lead lap - I am going to race the tires off the car to get to the front and try to get at least a top 5.

On a more serious note - my thoughts go out the family of the lightning victims.