Your worst nightmare-A NASCAR thread!

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Tue May 15, 2012 6:51 am

What's Nascar going to do about KuBu for slamming into Newman on pit
road on the cooldown lap?

KuBu said he was "taking his helmet off" before the hit.

Sure.....sure he was.

Soup4Rush · Post by **Soup4Rush** » Tue May 15, 2012 6:54 am

CygnusX1 wrote:Behind every successful person is a pack of haters.

define successful.. just because you were born hot and can sell tshirts, I guess you could say that is successful or maybe lucky, but if you are referring to her success on the track.. uh yeah.. not sure about that.. if she would do anything but wreck herself and others, or you know.. maybe win something, I would probably stop hating. If she was bone ugly.. she would not be racing in Nascar's top series.. period..

Soup4Rush · Post by **Soup4Rush** » Tue May 15, 2012 6:56 am

CygnusX1 wrote:What's Nascar going to do about KuBu for slamming into Newman on pit
road on the cooldown lap?

KuBu said he was "taking his helmet off" before the hit.

Sure.....sure he was.

they should suspend him, and the rest of the knuckleheads that do crap like this.. including the Princess.. but it's Na$car for a reason.. they start suspending the big names, and nobody comes to the racetrack.. besides rednecks love the drama..

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Tue May 15, 2012 7:02 am

Soup4Rush wrote: define successful.. just because you were born hot and can sell tshirts, I guess you could say that is successful or maybe lucky, but if you are referring to her success on the track.. uh yeah.. not sure about that.. if she would do anything but wreck herself and others, or you know.. maybe win something, I would probably stop hating. If she was bone ugly.. she would not be racing in Nascar's top series.. period..

If she came right out of the gate winning races, would you like her more?

Give her time.....look at Jimmie Johnson's Nationwide stats.

I rest my case.

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Tue May 15, 2012 7:05 am

Soup4Rush wrote: they should suspend him, and the rest of the knuckleheads that do crap like this.. including the Princess.. but it's Na$car for a reason.. they start suspending the big names, and nobody comes to the racetrack.. besides rednecks love the drama..

I agree, but rednecks? I resemble that statement.

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Tue May 15, 2012 7:23 am

CygnusX1 wrote:Behind every successful person is a pack of haters.

Just cuz I wanna see her nekkid mah brutha.

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Tue May 15, 2012 7:34 am

You ol' horndog...

Soup4Rush · Post by **Soup4Rush** » Tue May 15, 2012 7:41 am

CygnusX1 wrote:
Soup4Rush wrote: define successful.. just because you were born hot and can sell tshirts, I guess you could say that is successful or maybe lucky, but if you are referring to her success on the track.. uh yeah.. not sure about that.. if she would do anything but wreck herself and others, or you know.. maybe win something, I would probably stop hating. If she was bone ugly.. she would not be racing in Nascar's top series.. period..
If she came right out of the gate winning races, would you like her more?

Give her time.....look at Jimmie Johnson's Nationwide stats.

I rest my case.

I would respect her, probably not be a fan though..

and Jimmie can drive..

Soup4Rush · Post by **Soup4Rush** » Tue May 15, 2012 7:42 am

CygnusX1 wrote:
Soup4Rush wrote: they should suspend him, and the rest of the knuckleheads that do crap like this.. including the Princess.. but it's Na$car for a reason.. they start suspending the big names, and nobody comes to the racetrack.. besides rednecks love the drama..
I agree, but rednecks? I resemble that statement.

dude.. you may be a southern, but I dont think I would classify you as a redneck..

Soup4Rush · Post by **Soup4Rush** » Tue May 15, 2012 7:42 am

Walkinghairball wrote:
CygnusX1 wrote:Behind every successful person is a pack of haters.
Just cuz I wanna see her nekkid mah brutha.

I would be a fan of seeing her nekked myself!

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Tue May 15, 2012 7:53 am

Soup4Rush wrote:dude.. you may be a southern, but I dont think I would classify you as a redneck..

I live-trapped and relocated two coons trying to get in my chicken house
on Sunday...got sunburned patching my 20 y.o. roof before all this
rain came in...

I think that qualifies.

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Tue May 15, 2012 7:55 am

Soup4Rush wrote: and Jimmie can drive..

Damn sure does.....but did you REALLY look at his Nationwide stats?

Everybody started somewhere.

Soup4Rush · Post by **Soup4Rush** » Tue May 15, 2012 8:14 am

I know he did not do well in Nationwide, but he went quickly to the top in Sprint..

She has been in a lot of series and there is no way you can tell me she has not been given the best of everything as far as equipment.. and she has nothing to show for it.. she is a cashcow though, a marketing dream for any team owner..

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Tue May 15, 2012 10:03 am

Soup4Rush wrote: I know he did not do well in Nationwide, but he went quickly to the top in Sprint..

Wurd. I remember when Jeff "introduced" us to Jimmie in that commercial
years ago...I'll never forget when Jeff asked Jimmie:

"You ready to WIN, Jimmie?"

The rest, they say, is history.

Soup4Rush wrote:She has been in a lot of series and there is no way
you can tell me she has not been given the best of everything as far as
equipment.. and she has nothing to show for it.. she is a cashcow though,
a marketing dream for any team owner..

Nope, no argument there. I'm glad you focused on EQUIPMENT though.
As you know, it takes more than the best equipment to win. Jimmie's
got it ALL, or he'd just be another driver doing laps.

YYZ30 · Post by **YYZ30** » Tue May 15, 2012 11:41 am

CygnusX1 wrote:Nope, no argument there. I'm glad you focused on EQUIPMENT though. As you know, it takes more than the best equipment to win. Jimmie's got it ALL, or he'd just be another driver doing laps.

Playing Devil's advocate here - give Danica equipment on par with what Jimmie drives and IF she wins do you realize what that would do for marketing?

On the flipside - if you give her similar equipment and she bombs she's "just another pretty face"