Favorite Sports Entertainers.....Pro Wrasslin!!!

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Wed Oct 13, 2010 6:05 am

funky cm wrote:

Hogan only had five "moves"...

1. Punch
2. Irish Whip
3. Big Boot
4. Leg Drop
5. Pin

funky cm wrote:don't forget "punch"

Got it! Fixed. Thanks for the save Funky!

funky cm wrote:don't really want to see Bret Hart in any more
matches, though I don't think he's actually tried to have an actual match -
think WWE just booked him for matches but carefully worked around the
fact that he can't physically wrestle anymore - basically hype a match
and have someone interfere

I think they once announced on a RAW that he didn't appear in tha he'd
be in a match the next week, and he didn't kow about it until someone
watched the show and told him about it

True, but I'd still love to see a Hitman "run-in" here and there.

He should bring Jim the "Anvil" with him. Good times, I tell ya.

funky cm · Post by **funky cm** » Tue Feb 15, 2011 4:04 am

4 months later, a reply

thy've acknowledged the Anvil as natalya's father, wouldn't mind seeing him aroound in that fashion (ie a non-wrestling role)

saw a house show in Victoria on Friday- a separated Hart Dynasty was there in individual matches, still weird seeing them portrayed as such even though they didn't have a very long run as a group

(that's an entirely different issue - tag team division, or lack of.... heavily push a team for a month or two, then quickly split them up and treat them as mid-carders... Usos vs hart Dynasty anyone?)

funky cm · Post by **funky cm** » Tue Feb 15, 2011 4:08 am

SOFMC probably only half full. boisterous cowd though. People who were there were really into it.

Still, amazed at the number of hicks that showed up... it's like you never ever see them in victoria until the WWE shows up and there they all are. Lots of natives (okay, First Nations), which i group under "hicks", but distinction might be impoortant later.

tons of kids, and yes, theY all shout "YOU SUCK _______"

1) Daniel Bryan (with Gail Kim) d. Tyson Kidd to retain US Championship
2) Primo Colon d. Zack Ryder

3) Bella twins out , pick a kid out of crowd to be guest bell ringer

Divas tag match Eve Torres and Natalya d. Melina and Alicia Fox.

actually the match itself was better than I thought it would be... wasn't a botchfest like I expected.... except most everything else about was stupid and retarded..................

1st of all - an E-Mail form tyhe anonymous GM... wtf, this is a goddamn house show, not televised so does that mean the anonymous GM is in the building watching? SHOW YOURSELF YOU LAME EXCUSE FOR A GIMMICK.

2ND.. the anonymous GM wields his mighty power by commanding... A DANCE-OFF between Melina, Eve Torres and the referee. Good lord this is dumb. Crowd eats it up though. Eve Torres dances and is attacked by Melina, match starts.

later, Bella twins interfere by taking out Eve Torres. Gail Kim runs out to help. Match ends with an Eve Torres moonsault, which actually looked neat (even though realistically she, and Alicia Fox aren't believable as wrestlers, but that's an argument for another day)

as Natalya and Eve Torres celebrate, 2nd referee comes out to tend to Melina, which leads to

3rd - another e-mail form the anonymous GM, again showing is the important decisions that have to be made on a daily basis. Since the originl DANCE OFF was not completed, and the 2nd referee was at ringside, we would have a DANCE-OFF BETWEEN THE 2 REFEREES. Actually i'm not sure if the refs were in on this to start or it was a joke on them or not. anyway the black ref won.

funky cm · Post by **funky cm** » Tue Feb 15, 2011 4:12 am

4) David Hart Smith d. Ted DiBiase Jr
5) Santino MArella and Vladimir Kozlov (with tamina) d. New Nexus to retain tag team championship

New Nexus = just 3 guys. Didn't look intimidating at all (even though the new guy is a huge roid freak). McGillicutty and Mason Ryan, with Otunga at ringside

remember the mention of lots of first nations in the crowd?

6) CM Punk d. Mark Henry.

CM PUnk great on the mike. "I HATE CANADIANS, INDIANS, AND MOST WHITE PEOPLE"

7) John Morrison b. Sheamus

crowd choice between 2 out of 3 falls or streetfight , obvious winner being STREETFIGHT

WHY IS THERE A KENDO STICK UNDER THE RING? when they set up the ring are there kendo stick just lying around????

Randy Orton d. The Miz (with Alex Riley) by DQ, Miz retains WWE championship

interference by Punk/Nexus

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Wed Feb 16, 2011 10:06 am

CM Punk def. Mark Henry? Gotta love those house shows! hahaha

I watch 'em in Richmond VA. Good times.

We liked to hang out at the truck ramp to watch the superstars climb in
their rental cars to head to the next gig. They would walk up and sign our
swag if they're not in a hurry. Bradshaw was cool like that.

Ut oh...this just in...(see next post)

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Wed Feb 16, 2011 10:07 am

THE ROCK RETURNS!

youtube.com/watch?v=5webrAZSBhY&feature=topvideos

funky cm · Post by **funky cm** » Fri Apr 01, 2011 3:28 am

return of the Rock

Austin's appearance is pretty much forgotten

Soup4Rush · Post by **Soup4Rush** » Fri Apr 01, 2011 6:13 am

Chuck Norris would kick all of thier asses!!!

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Tue Apr 05, 2011 5:57 am

The Rock would tell Norris to "know your role and shut your mouth."

Man, would that be a "work" or what?

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Wed May 11, 2011 7:19 am

All the best to Hurricane Helms and girlfriend for a speedy recovery.

http://www.tmz.com/2011/05/09/shane-hel ... -accident/

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Fri May 20, 2011 11:00 am

BUMMER...

www.myfoxphilly.com/dpp/entertainment/w ... ida-052011

God rest his soul.

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Fri May 20, 2011 2:15 pm

CygnusX1 wrote:BUMMER...

www.myfoxphilly.com/dpp/entertainment/w ... ida-052011

God rest his soul.

Wow........you scooped Funky twice now.

RIP Macho Man.

funky cm · Post by **funky cm** » Fri May 20, 2011 6:38 pm

RIP Macho Man

funky cm · Post by **funky cm** » Sun May 22, 2011 2:06 am

lance storm

That wasn?t the only piece of advice he offered me that night although this second piece of advice I received due to a case of mistaken identity. After the show was over I was just hanging out in the locker room, and Randy pulled me aside and asked if I?d mind him giving me some personal advice. I said; no please do,(Like I?m going to tell Randy Savage I don?t want to hear what he has to say) so he proceeded to say, ?I see they?re doing an angle with you and your wife. Well I did an angle with my wife one time, and I ain?t got no wife no more.?

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Tue May 24, 2011 1:12 am

Raw had a nice bit on Macho man tonight..............very cool.

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