Pick one, Part 2

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If you had to pick one which would you choose?

Fuck a very unattractive person.
2
29%
Go to a church service wearing spandex leotard w/o underwear.
1
14%
Wear a cat costume and climb a tree in a busy city park. (acting like a cat is required)
2
29%
Take LSD and go to the shrink and insist that you are not on drugs.
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Cut off some of your hair with scissors in a resturaunt, put it in your food and eat it.
1
14%
Drive around blasting cops with an airhorn.
1
14%
 
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Xanadu
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I dunno what's wrong with me :-D
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Devil Dick
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Meow....
Catching pigs from outer space...
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Post by CygnusX1 »

Paper bags are cheap and plentiful, and the risks of arrest and/or
confinement in various institutions are SILLY low. :razz:
Don't start none...won't be none.
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:lol: you two
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Post by Raiden »

Fuck a very unattractive person.
Don't people usually have sex in the dark anyway?


Go to a church service wearing spandex leotard w/o underwear.
The one giving the sermon should do that.


Wear a cat costume and climb a tree in a busy city park.
"Dude, that cat is HUGE!"


Take LSD and go to the shrink and insist that you are not on drugs.
Good luck doing that.


Cut off some of your hair with scissors in a (formal) resturaunt, put it in your food and eat it.


Drive around blasting cops with an airhorn.
The right to remain silent is an easy one to go with when the cops are all deafened and stuff.

I SAID THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT IS AN EASY ONE TO GO WITH WHEN THE COPS ARE ALL DEAFENED AND STUFF!
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Xanadu
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Post by Xanadu »

Fuck a very unattractive person.
Don't people usually have sex in the dark anyway?
They do? Only if they are unnattractive :twisted:
Go to a church service wearing spandex leotard w/o underwear.
The one giving the sermon should do that.
The Church of the Leotard Saints.
Wear a cat costume and climb a tree in a busy city park.
"Dude, that cat is HUGE!"
Then they try to pet you.
Take LSD and go to the shrink and insist that you are not on drugs.
Good luck doing that.
Yeah because when they ask you if you are on drugs...it's not a good thing.
Cut off some of your hair with scissors in a (formal) resturaunt, put it in your food and eat it.


Oops yeah left out an important detail, thanks Raiden.
Drive around blasting cops with an airhorn.
The right to remain silent is an easy one to go with when the cops are all deafened and stuff.
I've blasted people on the side of the road but never a cop...but a cop saw me doing it once....oops.
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Post by Raiden »

Xanadu wrote:
Cut off some of your hair with scissors in a (formal) resturaunt, put it in your food and eat it.


Oops yeah left out an important detail, thanks Raiden.
Anytime
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Maybe... lol
Onward and Upward!
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