The Fight Thread REVIVED!!!

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 6:15 am

***sneaks in and drops a sight-robbing "stealth" popcorn fart***

***surveys the heap of bodies resulting from my wafting wake***

Xanadu · Post by **Xanadu** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 11:38 am

Ahhhhhh RUN!!! METHANE GAS!!!!!

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Sun Oct 18, 2009 10:39 pm

*dons protective mask and gear*

(As I am Army trained)

*clicks metal together to warn others of eminent gas attack*

Raiden · Post by **Raiden** » Tue Dec 01, 2009 4:16 am

*walks into empty room, looks around*

Hmm...... I'm bored........ I know!

*performs Torpedo move bouncing off the walls*

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Tue Dec 01, 2009 7:57 am

***Snares Raiden in a aviary net***

***passes out Louisville Sluggers for some silly pi?ata fun***

Raiden · Post by **Raiden** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 3:34 am

Oh, crap, this is going to hurt a lot, isn't it.

*various sounds of shouting and metal baseball bat impacts*

*eventually starts sending electricity through the bats*

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 8:36 am

Raiden wrote:Oh, crap, this is going to hurt a lot, isn't it.

*various sounds of shouting and metal baseball bat impacts*

*eventually starts sending electricity through the bats*

Uh......................Louisville Sluggers are made of wood. Eastons are aluminum.

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 8:51 am

Walkinghairball wrote:
Raiden wrote:Oh, crap, this is going to hurt a lot, isn't it.

*various sounds of shouting and metal baseball bat impacts*

*eventually starts sending electricity through the bats*

Uh......................Louisville Sluggers are made of wood. Eastons are aluminum.

As I just happen to be a master electrician, and never fight anywhere
without my double-insulated work boots....

***Delivers a home run swing to Raiden's breadbasket with the utmost
confidence in dielectric insulation properties***

Raiden · Post by **Raiden** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 1:49 pm

CRAP! Not the lightning rod!

*falls to the floor, lying in the fetal position*

Walkinghairball wrote:Uh......................Louisville Sluggers are made of wood. Eastons are aluminum.

This one is.

So shut up.

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 1:57 pm

^^^

Alright! A Warrior!

***takes a practice swing***

It's Light....but beefy!

Suh-WEET!

Raiden · Post by **Raiden** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 5:02 pm

Something tells me I'm about to rue this.

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 10:13 pm

Raiden wrote:Something tells me I'm about to rue this.

This one is............*See's picture*.................. So shut up.

Ok, I stand corrected................I never knew L.S. also makes aluminum bats.

*Pushes Raiden into the pool*.............................HAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Raiden · Post by **Raiden** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 3:04 am

*Splash, stays under to see how long I can hold my breath*

*71 seconds pass*

*Rises from the depths, gasping for air that doesn't have water in it, then gets out of the pool*

I'm a wet thunder god now. Man, it's cold in here. I hate it when this happens.

Let me see that bat for a moment.

*takes baseball bat from Walkinghairball and swings, losing grip due to wet hands, causing the bat to fly across the room and break a lamp*

Sorry about that.

Raiden · Post by **Raiden** » Fri Dec 04, 2009 2:15 am

*Closes eyes and throws a punch, feels the impact and hears a thud*

*Teleports out of the room*

Sub Zero · Post by **Sub Zero** » Fri Dec 04, 2009 8:52 am

Hey who the hell just sucker punched me?