The Fight Thread REVIVED!!!

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 7:29 am

CygnusX1 wrote:***has a trippy staredown with Xan and Hairy to see who can keep
a straight face the longest***

Oh good fuggin luck there pallie.

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 8:27 am

*Poke in the eye with a sharp stick*

Soup4Rush · Post by **Soup4Rush** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 8:45 am

that was the name of an album by a group called Pig.

Sub Zero · Post by **Sub Zero** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:39 pm

<freezes> Raiden with ice shower

<vanishes>

Raiden · Post by **Raiden** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 2:26 am

*breaks free from ice, sending shards throughout the room which cut anyone inside*

Hahaha YEAH! Sorry.

Raiden · Post by **Raiden** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:49 am

It's been a month since some good old aggression has been shown.

*Drags Soup4Rush into the room, holds his shoulders and kicks him in the face, chest and nether region multiple times with all my might, then ends it with a piledriver*

This is what happens to those who become my enemies!

*Walks away quietly*

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 6:10 am

***ruins the quiet exit***

***punts Raiden in the junk for using excessive RAGE***

***lights a cigarette and pops open a Sam Adams Boston Lager
(snatched from Schu's pub - she put it on my tab) in victory***

Raiden · Post by **Raiden** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 4:59 pm

Excessive rage? You want excessive rage? I'LL SHOW YOU EXCESSIVE RAGE!

*Lifts CygnusX1 over my head and slams him onto a marble table, breaking it*

Umm...I can fix that.

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 6:43 pm

Raiden wrote:Excessive rage? You want excessive rage? I'LL SHOW YOU EXCESSIVE RAGE!

*Lifts CygnusX1 over my head and slams him onto a marble table, breaking it*

Umm...I can fix that.

Fight noob.............*Picks Raiden up and smashes him thru a marble table, breaking it into marbles*

Ha ha ha!!!

Raiden · Post by **Raiden** » Sat Aug 29, 2009 3:17 pm

I can fix that too.

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Mon Aug 31, 2009 4:51 am

***Opens Raiden's plastic cover and removes his batteries***

Who's yer daddy.

Raiden · Post by **Raiden** » Sat Sep 05, 2009 2:35 am

Where's that little punk?

Sub Zero · Post by **Sub Zero** » Thu Oct 01, 2009 10:04 am

<picks> Raiden up and
<slams> him through the coffee table

<vanishes>

Raiden · Post by **Raiden** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 3:05 pm

*stands up and checks for limb injuries*

I'm all good.

*gets a long tree branch, shoves it down Sub-Zero's throat and continues shoving until the other end comes out his anus, then sets both ends of the branch on fire*

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 10:31 pm

AMATURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You gottsa make him a freakin chicken on a rotisserie.

Don't set the stick on fire................roast his monkey ass over it.

*Does a flying elbow off the top rope on Raidens forhead spewing blood and chunks o grey mattah all over the thread.*