The Fight Thread REVIVED!!!

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Fri May 08, 2009 7:50 am

***involuntarily executes textbook Ric Flair "walking faceplant"***

YYZ30 · Post by **YYZ30** » Fri May 08, 2009 8:03 am

*laughs*

Xanadu · Post by **Xanadu** » Fri May 08, 2009 9:21 am

*Tiny seed of carnivore cannabis plant survives*

*Seed germinates and grows into Xan Spider*

*Xan spins her sticky THC laced web around a buffet table full of delicious gourmet food*

*Xan lights lifeless cannabis plant body from past life*

*intoxicating smoke fills the entire area*

*waits silently and hidden*

YYZ30 · Post by **YYZ30** » Fri May 08, 2009 9:33 am

*emerges from smoke wearing military grade gas mask*

*waves and leaves*

Xanadu · Post by **Xanadu** » Fri May 08, 2009 10:14 am

*emerges from different part of complex web he didn't see because of the mask obscuring his peripheral and snatched him up*

Now your guts are liquid!!!

T4EFAN · Post by **T4EFAN** » Tue May 12, 2009 3:12 am

*Easily passes giant web*

THIS is how you fight? You're worse than Bo' Rai Cho (vomits to make his enemies slip).

*Slams Xanadu onto the floor, stands on her back, rips off her legs, puts steel-toed boots on her feet then beats her repeatedly over the head with said limbs*

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Tue May 12, 2009 5:41 am

That ^^^ was special.

E-e-e-e-xcellent.

Sorry Xan, but you gotta admit...that was awesome. LOL

***Takes a blackjack to every noggin within reach between laughs***

T4EFAN · Post by **T4EFAN** » Tue May 12, 2009 6:12 pm

Thank you.

Xanadu · Post by **Xanadu** » Tue May 12, 2009 6:15 pm

*hisssssssss!*

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Tue May 12, 2009 7:57 pm

*Kicks Xanny in the Hissssssssssssssssser*

Oh grow up.

*Pulls Raiden like a chunk of taffy*

Hey, Cyg, look at the size of those Pineapples in that tree.

*5 irons Cyg in the neck as he looks up*

*Kicks ZED and Soupy on the marbles ala Bruce Lee*

Just freakin because.

*Drags EJ in for chits and giggles*

You ready for this?????

*Fires up the chainsaw and renders assunder our newest noob.*

EJLUVSRUSH · Post by **EJLUVSRUSH** » Tue May 12, 2009 8:45 pm

correction, you TRY to drag me into this.

But as Hairball comes up behind me I

*reach around to my right shoulder grabbing Hairball's wrist and pull him up and over me sending him to the ground with a giant THUD*

*look down at him, laugh, and slam my left foot into his chest*

*pick up my guitar and in the grand tradition of Pete Townsend, SLAM IT into his head repeatedl until he resembles and opened face steak sandwhich all the while embedding splinters into his scalp until my once silver guitar is now stained red with his blood*

Yeah, I'm ready....biatch.

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Tue May 12, 2009 11:02 pm

^^^

*Wearing crimson mask*

Now that's the spirit, but you hit like a girl........................*THUD*

Raiden · Post by **Raiden** » Wed May 13, 2009 3:09 am

What's the matter? Seven feet not tall enough?

*Tries to stand, over-stretched legs fail*

Great, I'm like a giant wet noodle. Ah well.

*Everyone in the room is struck by lightning seven times*

Raiden · Post by **Raiden** » Wed May 13, 2009 3:10 am

Walkinghairball wrote:^^^

*Wearing crimson mask*

Now that's the spirit, but you hit like a girl........................*THUD*

You scream like one too.

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Wed May 13, 2009 4:56 am

***returns from emergency room with spiffy new breathing tube***

oh, hey....thanks Hairy...

no good deed goes unpunished here!

***Takes a Louisville Slugger to Hairy's hairballs***

Hey, I tell ya...EJ came out swingin.' Good for you!

***kneels beside Hairy's crumpled heap to talk***

Hairy, when - or if - you regain conciousness, you gots to put EJ's
bum-rush in the Fight Thread Hall of Fame. That was brutal, yo.

***exits in "Walking Tall" fashion by delivering body shots to all***