The Fight Thread REVIVED!!!

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Tue May 05, 2009 6:00 am

Raiden wrote:How does one get a crimson mask from getting hit in the BACK of the head?

oh...my bad. You were bent over. Lemme help you with that.....

***gently helps Raiden upright***

***re-arranges Raiden's facial features with a cheesegrater***

...is that anatomically correct enuff for ya?

***Gives everyone in room 3-Wood-to-the-junk while I'm at it***

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Tue May 05, 2009 7:43 am

*Stumbles blind, directly into the junk messer upper*

HoArF!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey, thanks, my jammed in eyeballs just got popped back into place.

*Stalking Xanny*

YYZ30 · Post by **YYZ30** » Tue May 05, 2009 8:01 am

CygnusX1 wrote:

***Gives everyone in room 3-Wood-to-the-junk while I'm at it***

"Fore?!?!? He should have yelled Two!"

Xanadu · Post by **Xanadu** » Wed May 06, 2009 9:03 am

Uh oh... *Xan morphs into a dragon and roasts Hairball alive...now there is a feast for everyone*

YYZ30 · Post by **YYZ30** » Wed May 06, 2009 9:52 am

Xanadu wrote:Uh oh... *Xan morphs into a dragon and roasts Hairball alive...now there is a feast for everyone*

Reminds me of:

"Meddle not in the affairs of the dragon; for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup"

Raiden · Post by **Raiden** » Wed May 06, 2009 11:14 pm

They finally released me from the hospital.

Xanadu wrote:Uh oh... *Xan morphs into a dragon and roasts Hairball alive...now there is a feast for everyone*

Or this:

Yummy

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Thu May 07, 2009 7:54 am

Xanadu wrote:Uh oh... *Xan morphs into a dragon and roasts Hairball alive...now there is a feast for everyone*

Now that's a fat joke!!!!

Xanadu · Post by **Xanadu** » Thu May 07, 2009 9:41 am

*awaits Hairball's reincarnation*

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Thu May 07, 2009 12:42 pm

Xanadu wrote:

*awaits Hairball's reincarnation*

*Re-animates as a super skinny dude so I can slip into Xanny's room and shrink wrap her to her bed*

Ah ha, not so damn funny now huh???

*Proceeds to smash and bash Xanny with an assortment of partaking implements*

*Horks Xanny's stash*

*Slips out*

*Becomes myself again*

Xanadu · Post by **Xanadu** » Thu May 07, 2009 8:03 pm

*cocoons inside the plastic wrap*

*emerges as a carnivorous cannabis plant*

Now my room reeks of master hash!!!

*awaits Hairy's return*

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Fri May 08, 2009 4:20 am

Xanadu wrote:*cocoons inside the plastic wrap*

*emerges as a carnivorous cannabis plant*

Now my room reeks of master hash!!!

*awaits Hairy's return*

Does this ^^^ remind anyone (besides me) of a twist on
"Little Shop of Horrors?" hahahaha

***runs for the hills***

Raiden · Post by **Raiden** » Fri May 08, 2009 5:01 am

Xanadu wrote:*cocoons inside the plastic wrap*

*emerges as a carnivorous cannabis plant*

Now my room reeks of master hash!!!

*awaits Hairy's return*

Too bad, YOU GET ME INSTEAD!

Carnivorous weed must DIE!

*Draws sword, chops down evil plant and takes it to retire in the Acid Bath*

Sorry, drug addicts, you don't get this acid. It'd kill you real good.

YYZ30 · Post by **YYZ30** » Fri May 08, 2009 7:41 am

*hits Hairy with a waffle iron*

*hits Siggy with a trash can*

*duct tapes Xanny to a chair*

*looks at Raiden, smirks, and leaves*

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Fri May 08, 2009 7:46 am

*Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Waffles*

*THUD*

Sub Zero · Post by **Sub Zero** » Fri May 08, 2009 7:49 am

<freezes> Raiden with an ice shower