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Big Blue Owl
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Sir Myghin
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Last Tuesday, as President Obama got off the helicopter in front of the
White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.
The squared-away Marine sentry assigned to his flight crew snapped to
attention, crisply salutes and says: "Nice pigs, sir."
The President replied, "These are not pigs...these are authentic Arkansas
Razorback Hogs.
I got one for Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton, and I got one for Speaker
of The House, Nancy Pelosi."
The squared-away Marine again snapped to attention, saluted and
said, "Excellent trade, Sir."
White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.
The squared-away Marine sentry assigned to his flight crew snapped to
attention, crisply salutes and says: "Nice pigs, sir."
The President replied, "These are not pigs...these are authentic Arkansas
Razorback Hogs.
I got one for Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton, and I got one for Speaker
of The House, Nancy Pelosi."
The squared-away Marine again snapped to attention, saluted and
said, "Excellent trade, Sir."
Don't start none...won't be none.
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Sir Myghin
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Walkinghairball
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Wednesday, April 01, 2009
Barney Frank: GOP Suffers From "A Pyschological Disorder"
Posted by: Greg Hengler at 6:39 PM
What lead to Barney Frank's insult on the House floor today was criticism
from Rep. John Culberson (R-TX) about the limited time Democrats
allowed Congress to read the 1000-plus page stimulus bill.
Culberson said this permitted the AIG bonuses.
Frank fired back, saying "Democrats were trying to fix the original
stimulus bill with the five-page bill currently up on the floor."
Cyg's take: Yeah, right. I have some oceanfront property in Arizona too.
Want some?
(We know it was so Dodd could "doctor it up" a little, you know - throw in
some last-minute kickbacks - I mean - bonuses.)
Frank finally stated that the GOP criticisms came from "a psychological
disorder I am not equipped to diagnose."
HILARIOUS! I think I broke a rib.
Barney Frank: GOP Suffers From "A Pyschological Disorder"
Posted by: Greg Hengler at 6:39 PM
What lead to Barney Frank's insult on the House floor today was criticism
from Rep. John Culberson (R-TX) about the limited time Democrats
allowed Congress to read the 1000-plus page stimulus bill.
Culberson said this permitted the AIG bonuses.
Frank fired back, saying "Democrats were trying to fix the original
stimulus bill with the five-page bill currently up on the floor."
Cyg's take: Yeah, right. I have some oceanfront property in Arizona too.
Want some?
(We know it was so Dodd could "doctor it up" a little, you know - throw in
some last-minute kickbacks - I mean - bonuses.)
Frank finally stated that the GOP criticisms came from "a psychological
disorder I am not equipped to diagnose."
HILARIOUS! I think I broke a rib.
Don't start none...won't be none.
Public Service Announcement
If you are bothered by occasional or frequent constipation, look in the
mirror and repeat the following phrase three times in succession when
symptoms occur:
"My financial and personal well-being are totally in the hands of Barack
Obama, Joe Biden, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Tim Geithner, Rahm
Emmanuel, Barney Frank, Chris Dodd and Al Gore."
If that doesn't scare the shit out of you, then you are probably destined to
be full of poo for the rest of your life.
There is no need to thank me for this advice; I'm just doing a
public service.
If you are bothered by occasional or frequent constipation, look in the
mirror and repeat the following phrase three times in succession when
symptoms occur:
"My financial and personal well-being are totally in the hands of Barack
Obama, Joe Biden, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Tim Geithner, Rahm
Emmanuel, Barney Frank, Chris Dodd and Al Gore."
If that doesn't scare the shit out of you, then you are probably destined to
be full of poo for the rest of your life.
There is no need to thank me for this advice; I'm just doing a
public service.
Don't start none...won't be none.
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Walkinghairball
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Big Blue Owl
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*Subject:* Divorce Agreement
Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives,
socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al:
We have stuck together since the late 1950's, but the whole of
this latest election process has made me realize that I want a
divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the
sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has run
its course. Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will
not ever agree on what is right so let's just end it on friendly
terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable
differences and go our own way.
Here is a model separation agreement:
Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass
each taking a portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am
sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that,
it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can
effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such
distinct and disparate tastes.
We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You are
welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. Since you hate guns
and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the
military. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell
(You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle
big enough to move all three of them).
We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical
companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You can have your beloved
homeless, homeboys, hippies and illegal aliens. We'll keep the
hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks. We'll keep
the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood.
You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the
right to invade and hammer places that threaten us. You can have
the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of
life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.
We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.. You are welcome to
Islam, Scientology, Humanism and Shirley McClain. You can also
have the U.N.. but we will no longer be paying the bill.
We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars.
You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find.
You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing
doctors. We'll continue to believe healthcare
is a luxury and not a right. We'll keep The Battle Hymn of the
Republic and the National Anthem. I'm sure you'll be happy to
substitute Imagine, I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing, Kum Ba
Ya or We Are the World.
We'll practice trickle down economics and you can give trickle
up poverty your best shot. Since it often so offends you, we'll
keep our history, our name and our flag.
Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other
like minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not
agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll
bet you ANWAR which one of us will need whose help in 15 years..
Sincerely,
John J. Wall
Law Student and an American
P.S. Also, please take Barbara Streisand & Jane Fonda with you.
Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives,
socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al:
We have stuck together since the late 1950's, but the whole of
this latest election process has made me realize that I want a
divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the
sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has run
its course. Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will
not ever agree on what is right so let's just end it on friendly
terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable
differences and go our own way.
Here is a model separation agreement:
Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass
each taking a portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am
sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that,
it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can
effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such
distinct and disparate tastes.
We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You are
welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. Since you hate guns
and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the
military. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell
(You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle
big enough to move all three of them).
We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical
companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You can have your beloved
homeless, homeboys, hippies and illegal aliens. We'll keep the
hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks. We'll keep
the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood.
You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the
right to invade and hammer places that threaten us. You can have
the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of
life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.
We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.. You are welcome to
Islam, Scientology, Humanism and Shirley McClain. You can also
have the U.N.. but we will no longer be paying the bill.
We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars.
You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find.
You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing
doctors. We'll continue to believe healthcare
is a luxury and not a right. We'll keep The Battle Hymn of the
Republic and the National Anthem. I'm sure you'll be happy to
substitute Imagine, I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing, Kum Ba
Ya or We Are the World.
We'll practice trickle down economics and you can give trickle
up poverty your best shot. Since it often so offends you, we'll
keep our history, our name and our flag.
Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other
like minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not
agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll
bet you ANWAR which one of us will need whose help in 15 years..
Sincerely,
John J. Wall
Law Student and an American
P.S. Also, please take Barbara Streisand & Jane Fonda with you.
That was well said....but we will keep the strategic nukes too.
God knows we'll need 'em sooner or later (since PRK and Iran will be
playing soon), but hide 'em quickly - Obama wants OURS gone.
Talk about bad timing...Yikes!
Oh, we'll take the Christians, too. Don't forget them, even though some
are trying really hard!
Got Tea Party?
God knows we'll need 'em sooner or later (since PRK and Iran will be
playing soon), but hide 'em quickly - Obama wants OURS gone.
Talk about bad timing...Yikes!
Oh, we'll take the Christians, too. Don't forget them, even though some
are trying really hard!
Got Tea Party?
Don't start none...won't be none.
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Big Blue Owl
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Political-casual
FDR Wearing a wife-beater in a swimming hole.
Eleanor Roosevelt with suspected boy-toy both on left.
JFK in the military
Chairman Mao
Nixon
Ford
Ron and Nancy
Bill and Hillary
Giuliani in drag
McCain joking that, even laying down he is taller than his captors
Kerry from the black lagoon
Putin whipping his rod
Barry on Baywatch
FDR Wearing a wife-beater in a swimming hole.
Eleanor Roosevelt with suspected boy-toy both on left.
JFK in the military
Chairman Mao
Nixon
Ford
Ron and Nancy
Bill and Hillary
Giuliani in drag
McCain joking that, even laying down he is taller than his captors
Kerry from the black lagoon
Putin whipping his rod
Barry on Baywatch
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