Fav Quotes Anyone?

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 6:07 am

"I could fall in a rose bush and come out smellin' like shit."

- Ronnie VanZant

Raiden · Post by **Raiden** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 2:54 am

"Okay, look. If you want directions, ask a wind god. If you want loud, useless noise, ask a thunder god. That's what THEY'RE good for." -Damashi in fan fiction cartoon

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 7:20 am

"Just to put a trillion dollars in context - if you started spending the day
that Jesus was born and you spend a million dollars every single day,
you still wouldn't have spent a trillion dollars."

- Senator Mitch McConnell (Republican Senate Minority Leader)

Raiden · Post by **Raiden** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:35 am

awip2062 wrote:
Raiden wrote:"I bet I could even kill...Batman." -The Joker, who's SO full of crap.
Awww..he was just jokin'!

Maybe, but he's still full of it. Every time I see that face, I just want to shiver until lightning comes out of his ears.

Raiden · Post by **Raiden** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 3:22 pm

Raiden wrote:"Okay, look. If you want directions, ask a wind god. If you want loud, useless noise, ask a thunder god. That's what THEY'RE good for." -Damashi in fan fiction cartoon

Here's how the cartoon starts.

SHUJINKO: Where the hell are we, Damashi?
DAMASHI: It's funny that you bring that up.
SHUJINKO: Where the hell are we, Damashi?
DAMASHI: Got it in one.
SHUJINKO: O....kay....Where THE hell ARE WE, Damashi?
DAMASHI: Yes.
SHUJINKO: I'm really not following you.

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 6:46 pm

Odd, Raiden, quite odd. I think I need more context.

Raiden · Post by **Raiden** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 8:32 pm

They're in Hell.

Raiden · Post by **Raiden** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 2:42 pm

Raiden wrote:
Raiden wrote:"Okay, look. If you want directions, ask a wind god. If you want loud, useless noise, ask a thunder god. That's what THEY'RE good for." -Damashi in fan fiction cartoon
Here's how the cartoon starts.

SHUJINKO: Where the hell are we, Damashi?
DAMASHI: It's funny that you bring that up.
SHUJINKO: I see, or rather don't. Where the hell are we, Damashi?
DAMASHI: Got it in one.
SHUJINKO: O....kay....Where THE hell ARE we, Damashi?
DAMASHI: Yes.
SHUJINKO: I'm really not following you.
DAMASHI: You're in Hell.
SHUJINKO: WHAT?! What am I doing in HELL?
DAMASHI: I dunno, Shujinko. Maybe you were bad.
SHUJINKO: I was NOT bad.
DAMASHI: [...] It's been 87 years since you began your quest to find the Kamidogu and you just found the first one YESTERDAY. I'm having serious doubts about your abilities.
SHUJINKO: I would've found it sooner if I hadn't followed RAIDEN'S directions.

Sure, blame it on me.

Big Blue Owl · Post by **Big Blue Owl** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 2:10 pm

"My pocket smells like fresh pot. Must be Friday."

-Me, just now.

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 2:13 pm

Big Blue Owl wrote:"My pocket smells like fresh pot. Must be Friday."

-Me, just now.

*Wonders why I couldn't find the blueberries this morning.*

Big Blue Owl · Post by **Big Blue Owl** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 2:15 pm

Haha...yoink!

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 2:16 pm

Big Blue Owl wrote:Haha...yoink!

ZINGZILLA!!!!!!!!

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 2:19 pm

Quote huh...............................ok, at 5:00 my time.....

"Gentlemen, it's party time, Batallion style!"~~~~ Bill Murray from Stripes.

YYZ30 · Post by **YYZ30** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 2:45 pm

"AND THEN??"

Raiden · Post by **Raiden** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 2:48 pm

?Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.?

? Mark Twain