The Fight Thread REVIVED!!!

schuette · Post by **schuette** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 8:14 pm

Sub Zero wrote:*freezes Raiden and roundhouse kicks him into the wall*

hmmm..something not right about you...

YYZ30 · Post by **YYZ30** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 10:28 pm

schuette wrote:
Sub Zero wrote:*freezes Raiden and roundhouse kicks him into the wall*
hmmm..something not right about you...

hmmmm really?

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 11:28 pm

It wasn't right angle day. It was square root day.

*runs and hides*

Raiden · Post by **Raiden** » Wed Mar 04, 2009 5:42 am

Sub Zero wrote:*freezes Raiden and roundhouse kicks him into the wall*

*stands up* All riight, my freezing ninja friend. I like you and I respect you, but now I must put the hurt on you.

*grabs Sub-Zero by the neck, jumps 50 feet into the air and slams him face-first into the floor*

Soup4Rush · Post by **Soup4Rush** » Wed Mar 04, 2009 7:21 am

Barry Manilow wrote:***Looks around****

damn, that Soup4Rush guy sure is fine!!

that he is!!!

Sub Zero · Post by **Sub Zero** » Wed Mar 04, 2009 8:03 am

Raiden wrote:
Sub Zero wrote:*freezes Raiden and roundhouse kicks him into the wall*
*stands up* All riight, my freezing ninja friend. I like you and I respect you, but now I must put the hurt on you.

*grabs Sub-Zero by the neck, jumps 50 feet into the air and slams him face-first into the floor*

Nice wake up call.

*shakes it off and shows Raiden the business end of an ice shower*

Raiden · Post by **Raiden** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 3:47 pm

Crap! I think there's ice in my pants!

*runs out of the room screaming...returns within fifteen seconds and shows Sub-Zero the business end of a morning star*

Raiden · Post by **Raiden** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 10:46 pm

It's quiet in here...too quiet...

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 5:54 am

***sneaks up quickly from behind and drop-kicks Raiden***

Was that quiet enough for ya?

***lights up a smoke next to Raiden's crumpled, moaning, carbon-based
heap***

Raiden · Post by **Raiden** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 2:33 pm

*emits various moaning noises*

Yeah, that hurts.

*stands up, holds head and begins breathing heavily*

Calm down, Raiden. Remember what Superman said: "Don't give in to the Rage, Raiden. It can be overcome." Don't give in to the Rage. Don't give in to the Rage. Don't give in to the...

*lets the Rage take over, leading to uncontrollable violence and pain on whoever gets nearest*

Big Blue Owl · Post by **Big Blue Owl** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 2:38 pm

Raiden wrote:It's quiet in here...too quiet...

Someone terminated Sub Zero.

Raiden · Post by **Raiden** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 6:11 pm

But I like Sub-Zero.

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Tue Mar 17, 2009 7:18 am

Sub Zero was drug into GTA San Andreas and turned loose in Chinatown.

One good drive-by was all it took.

Poor guy never stood a chance.

Sub Zero · Post by **Sub Zero** » Tue Mar 17, 2009 7:21 am

Big Blue Owl wrote:
Raiden wrote:It's quiet in here...too quiet...
Someone terminated Sub Zero.

Pardon me?

Big Blue Owl · Post by **Big Blue Owl** » Tue Mar 17, 2009 7:38 am

You fell for a classic "drawing out" tactic. Anybody feel free to blast Sub Zero into oblivion...or SZ's alter-ego. It'll hurt either way.