Political or semi-political ha ha's

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 7:23 am

Do you know what happened in California 158 years
ago last fall...

Back in 1850?

California became a state.

-- The people had no electricity...

-- The state had no money...

-- Almost everyone spoke Spanish...and:

There were gunfights in the streets.

So, basically, nothing has changed...Except:

The women had real boobs, and the men didn't hold hands.

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 8:56 am

^^^^

GHAT DANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That was freakin hella-larrious!!!

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 9:06 am

But wait!

There's more....

HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE ATTITUDE!

Open a new file on your computer....

Name it, oh . . . lets' say "Barack Obama."

Yeah, that's the ticket.

Now, send it to the Recycle Bin.

Empty the Recycle Bin.

Your PC will ask you: "Do you really want to get rid of "Barack Obama?"

Firmly click "Yes."

Feel better?

OUSTANDING! Tomorrow we'll do a "Nancy Pelosi" file, and Monday is
"Joe Biden" day!

(Hey, it beats pitchforks and torches.)

Big Blue Owl · Post by **Big Blue Owl** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 9:37 am

Yes, whatever gets you through the next 8 years, buddy.

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 9:44 am

Can we at least get rid of Pelosi????

I can live with the others.

Big Blue Owl · Post by **Big Blue Owl** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 9:50 am

I'm with you there. Can't stand her googlies.

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 9:56 am

Big Blue Owl wrote:8 years, buddy.

****hearty, belly-shaking laffs****

He's "One and Done" my man.

(Jimmy Carter 2.0)

Big Blue Owl · Post by **Big Blue Owl** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 9:59 am

Dream on, lover. He's in for the duration and will relay to the next bunch of Democratic freaks in 2016. Get comfy

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 9:59 am

Her plastic face is one click away from huge bags under the eyes and a goatee.

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 10:06 am

Big Blue Owl wrote:Dream on, lover. He's in for the duration and will relay to the next bunch of Democratic freaks in 2016. Get comfy

No way - no day, Bro.

Stick a fork in Barry O - he's done.

The republican revolt is already underfoot.

First the governors, then...

....Capitol Hill!

It's the perfect storm.

Big Blue Owl · Post by **Big Blue Owl** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 10:16 am

M'kay.

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 10:44 am

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 11:08 am

FIRST AMERICAN ECONOMIC REFUGEES
ARRIVE AT CUBA BY RAFT

Film at eleven.