Fav Quotes Anyone?

YYZ30 · Post by **YYZ30** » Tue Jan 27, 2009 9:58 am

I have lost 22 pounds since the 2nd, so my quote to my doctor is going to be

"Suck it!"

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Tue Jan 27, 2009 9:59 am

WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!

GO ZED GO!!!!!!!!!

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Tue Jan 27, 2009 10:09 am

^^^

^^^

"Sweet, Bro! That friggin' RULES."

- Cyg

schuette · Post by **schuette** » Tue Jan 27, 2009 10:21 am

YYZ30 wrote:I have lost 22 pounds since the 2nd, so my quote to my doctor is going to be

"Suck it!"

I hope its a female doc

Raiden · Post by **Raiden** » Tue Jan 27, 2009 7:01 pm

"Every dark cloud has a silver lining, but lightning kills hundreds of people each year who are trying to find it."

Don't mess with me.

T4EFAN · Post by **T4EFAN** » Thu Jan 29, 2009 3:30 am

My therapist gave me this South Park quote: "Never trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."

Big Blue Owl · Post by **Big Blue Owl** » Thu Jan 29, 2009 12:51 pm

"Thanks for keeping us bitter."
A listener who called in to the Glenn Beck Radio Show.

Raiden · Post by **Raiden** » Tue Feb 03, 2009 11:22 am

"When Jim Cantore comes to your town, pack up the station wagon and run like hell."

Assuming you don't want him narrating your brush with weather-related death.

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Tue Feb 03, 2009 11:44 am

"Every time President Obama opened his mouth, he offered ice cream -
and 52% of the people reacted like nine year olds.

They want ice cream.... and they want it now.

The other 48% of us know we're going to have to feed the
cow and clean up the mess."

- Anonymous

ElfDude · Post by **ElfDude** » Tue Feb 03, 2009 12:10 pm

"Si tu pleures parce que tu as perdu le soleil, tes larmes ne te laisseront pas voir les ?toiles."

Dunno who said it. But it translates to, "If you cry because you have lost the sun, your tears won't let you see the stars".

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Tue Feb 03, 2009 2:07 pm

"First, he's the guy that developed the TARP program. (You know, the
program where we've already lost over 25% of our money...) Tim, I think
that whole TARP thing - you might wanna leave that off your
resume....Second, Geithner cheated on his income taxes. I mean, it
wasn't just once. It was, like, a lot of times. He even accepted cash for
taxes he never paid...And third, he employed an illegal immigrant in his
home. With the amount of power given to the Treasury Secretary, we
need to know we will have somebody who will act with honor, even when
nobody is watching. That, apparently, is not Tim Geithner. We don't need
a gambler in charge of America's money."

- Glenn Beck on (Then appointee)Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner

Big Blue Owl · Post by **Big Blue Owl** » Tue Feb 03, 2009 3:42 pm

"Our ratings were higher than CNN yesterday! Higher than Larry King! This has never happened before. I think this economy, and the fact that so many jobs have been lost and so many people are at home at 4pm central, is really making us popular. Heheh."

-Glenn Beck from today's program

ElfDude · Post by **ElfDude** » Tue Feb 03, 2009 3:47 pm

I'm glad you included the laugh at the end.

ElfDude · Post by **ElfDude** » Tue Feb 03, 2009 3:50 pm

"Remember, beneath every cynic there lies a romantic, and probably an injured one."

--Glenn Beck

ElfDude · Post by **ElfDude** » Tue Feb 03, 2009 3:51 pm

"When fascism comes to America, it will not be in brown and black shirts. It will not be with jackboots. It will be Nike sneakers and smiley shirts."

--Glenn Beck