Raiden wrote:Never go to the food store hungry.
True story..................I've done that way too much.
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Walkinghairball
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Big Blue Owl
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Whoa, Mygh. You're buff & stuff.Sir Myghin wrote:To address you post BBO, that is using BMI, it is hogshit, I have a BMI of 30-31. 5'9-5'10 (somewhere between) nd wieght about 206 lbs. If you saw me , I highly doubt you would say I am fat, got a bit of a gut but the rest is pretty muscley.
It all comes back to how you want to define fat
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Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!Big Blue Owl wrote:Whoa, Mygh. You're buff & stuff.Sir Myghin wrote:To address you post BBO, that is using BMI, it is hogshit, I have a BMI of 30-31. 5'9-5'10 (somewhere between) nd wieght about 206 lbs. If you saw me , I highly doubt you would say I am fat, got a bit of a gut but the rest is pretty muscley.
It all comes back to how you want to define fat
Dweebs! You never told me you got that tattoo!
Batista blasphemy is just wrong.Big Blue Owl wrote:Whoa, Mygh. You're buff & stuff.Sir Myghin wrote:To address you post BBO, that is using BMI, it is hogshit, I have a BMI of 30-31. 5'9-5'10 (somewhere between) nd wieght about 206 lbs. If you saw me , I highly doubt you would say I am fat, got a bit of a gut but the rest is pretty muscley.
It all comes back to how you want to define fat
Don't start none...won't be none.
To the Guy Who Mugged Me Downtown
Date: 2009-01-06, 3:43AM EST
I was the white guy with the black Burberry jacket (that you demanded I
hand over - shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend).
You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I hope you
somehow come across this message. I'd like to apologize.
BTW- I didn't expect you to crap your pants when I drew my pistol after
you took my jacket. Truth is, I was wearing the jacket for a reason that
evening, and it wasn't that cold outside.
You see, my girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber 1911 .45 ACP
pistol for Christmas, and we had just picked up a shoulder holster for it
that evening.
Beautiful pistol, eh?
It's a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head, isn't it?
(I know it probably wasn't a great deal of fun walking back to wherever
you'd come from with that brown sludge flopping about in your pants.)
I'm sure it was even worse since you also ended up leaving your
shoes, cellphone, and wallet with me.
(Sorry, but I couldn't have you calling up any of your buddies to come help
you try to mug us again.)
I took the liberty of calling your mother, or "Momma" as you had her
listed in your cell, and explaining to her your situation. I also bought
myself some gas on your card.
I gave your shoes to one of the homeless guys over by Vinnie Van
Go Go's, along with all of the cash in your wallet, then I threw the
wallet itself in a dumpster.
I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell. They'll be on your
bill in case you'd like to know which ones.
(BTW- Alltel recently shut down the line, and I've only had the phone
for a little over a day now, so I don't know WHAT'S up with that. I hope
they haven't permanently cut off your service. I was about to make
some threatening phone calls to the DA's office with it. Oh well.)
So, about those pants...I know that I was a little rough on you when
you did this whole attempted mugging thing, so I'd like to make it up to
you:
(I'm sure you've already washed your pants, so I'd like to help you
out.)
I'd like to reimburse you for the detergent you used on the pants.
What brand did you use, and was it liquid or powder?
I'd also like to apologize for not killing you, and making you walk back
home humiliated.
I'm hoping that you'll reconsider your choice of path in life.
If there's a "next time," you might not be so lucky.
If you read this message, e-mail me and we'll do lunch - and laundry.
Peace,
Alex
Date: 2009-01-06, 3:43AM EST
I was the white guy with the black Burberry jacket (that you demanded I
hand over - shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend).
You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I hope you
somehow come across this message. I'd like to apologize.
BTW- I didn't expect you to crap your pants when I drew my pistol after
you took my jacket. Truth is, I was wearing the jacket for a reason that
evening, and it wasn't that cold outside.
You see, my girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber 1911 .45 ACP
pistol for Christmas, and we had just picked up a shoulder holster for it
that evening.
Beautiful pistol, eh?
It's a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head, isn't it?
(I know it probably wasn't a great deal of fun walking back to wherever
you'd come from with that brown sludge flopping about in your pants.)
I'm sure it was even worse since you also ended up leaving your
shoes, cellphone, and wallet with me.
(Sorry, but I couldn't have you calling up any of your buddies to come help
you try to mug us again.)
I took the liberty of calling your mother, or "Momma" as you had her
listed in your cell, and explaining to her your situation. I also bought
myself some gas on your card.
I gave your shoes to one of the homeless guys over by Vinnie Van
Go Go's, along with all of the cash in your wallet, then I threw the
wallet itself in a dumpster.
I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell. They'll be on your
bill in case you'd like to know which ones.
(BTW- Alltel recently shut down the line, and I've only had the phone
for a little over a day now, so I don't know WHAT'S up with that. I hope
they haven't permanently cut off your service. I was about to make
some threatening phone calls to the DA's office with it. Oh well.)
So, about those pants...I know that I was a little rough on you when
you did this whole attempted mugging thing, so I'd like to make it up to
you:
(I'm sure you've already washed your pants, so I'd like to help you
out.)
I'd like to reimburse you for the detergent you used on the pants.
What brand did you use, and was it liquid or powder?
I'd also like to apologize for not killing you, and making you walk back
home humiliated.
I'm hoping that you'll reconsider your choice of path in life.
If there's a "next time," you might not be so lucky.
If you read this message, e-mail me and we'll do lunch - and laundry.
Peace,
Alex
Don't start none...won't be none.
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Walkinghairball
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Sir Myghin
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CygnusX1 wrote:Damn, thanks man, that was great for a laugh, I could only wish to be in that kind of shape, excelt for the whole being ripped up thing looking kind of gross. Not for me, besides its so much easier to keep some insulation. Little more than I like in the gut mind you.Big Blue Owl wrote:Whoa, Mygh. You're buff & stuff.Sir Myghin wrote:To address you post BBO, that is using BMI, it is hogshit, I have a BMI of 30-31. 5'9-5'10 (somewhere between) nd wieght about 206 lbs. If you saw me , I highly doubt you would say I am fat, got a bit of a gut but the rest is pretty muscley.
It all comes back to how you want to define fat
The guy got what he had coming for trying to mug a member of Rush but Char's gonna be ticked if she sees this!CygnusX1 wrote:To the Guy Who Mugged Me Downtown
Date: 2009-01-06, 3:43AM EST
I was the white guy with the black Burberry jacket (that you demanded I
hand over - shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend).
You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I hope you
somehow come across this message. I'd like to apologize.
BTW- I didn't expect you to crap your pants when I drew my pistol after
you took my jacket. Truth is, I was wearing the jacket for a reason that
evening, and it wasn't that cold outside.
You see, my girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber 1911 .45 ACP
pistol for Christmas, and we had just picked up a shoulder holster for it
that evening.
Beautiful pistol, eh?
It's a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head, isn't it?
(I know it probably wasn't a great deal of fun walking back to wherever
you'd come from with that brown sludge flopping about in your pants.)
I'm sure it was even worse since you also ended up leaving your
shoes, cellphone, and wallet with me.
(Sorry, but I couldn't have you calling up any of your buddies to come help
you try to mug us again.)
I took the liberty of calling your mother, or "Momma" as you had her
listed in your cell, and explaining to her your situation. I also bought
myself some gas on your card.
I gave your shoes to one of the homeless guys over by Vinnie Van
Go Go's, along with all of the cash in your wallet, then I threw the
wallet itself in a dumpster.
I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell. They'll be on your
bill in case you'd like to know which ones.
(BTW- Alltel recently shut down the line, and I've only had the phone
for a little over a day now, so I don't know WHAT'S up with that. I hope
they haven't permanently cut off your service. I was about to make
some threatening phone calls to the DA's office with it. Oh well.)
So, about those pants...I know that I was a little rough on you when
you did this whole attempted mugging thing, so I'd like to make it up to
you:
(I'm sure you've already washed your pants, so I'd like to help you
out.)
I'd like to reimburse you for the detergent you used on the pants.
What brand did you use, and was it liquid or powder?
I'd also like to apologize for not killing you, and making you walk back
home humiliated.
I'm hoping that you'll reconsider your choice of path in life.
If there's a "next time," you might not be so lucky.
If you read this message, e-mail me and we'll do lunch - and laundry.
Peace,
Alex
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Sir Myghin
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