T4EFAN wrote:"Come join us and let the love of Lord Raiden fill your heart with joy".
I love you.
"Have some sugar-coated, sugar-flavored pieces of sugar, wrapped in sugar and filled with anti-flouride AND I'LL BE SCRAPING YOUR GUMS IN NO TIME!" - Fairly OddParents character Dr. Bender
CygnusX1 wrote:"Only a white man would believe that you could cut 12 inches off the top
of a blanket, sew it to the bottom of a blanket and have a longer blanket."
- Arizona Indian Chief (Referring to Daylight Savings Time)
***Arizona does not observe DST***
Amen, Chief!
That annual transition into DST always reminds me of the opening scene of Joe vs The Volcano. So bleak and dreary. Everyone grudgingly marching into a place where they'd really rather not go...
"If you lie to your children about Santa (telling them he's real), they won't believe you when you tell them about JESUS." -"Pastor" Harry Walther on Santa Claus
T4EFAN wrote:"If you lie to your children about Santa (telling them he's real), they won't believe you when you tell them about JESUS." -"Pastor" Harry Walther on Santa Claus
I didn't lie to them about Santa. He is real. In this house, he just happens to be me. And when they were old enough to understand that, they did.
I imagine some would say, "I want to be Jesus because people love(d) Him for who He was/is", possibly forgetting that some HATED Him for the same reason and as a result, beat the living daylights out of Him.
Let me tell you something. Getting the living daylights beaten out of you is not a pleasant experience.
Here's a nice SpongeBob quote: "Attention customers! Today's special is a [dolphin call edit] Krabby Patty, served on a greasy [dolphin call edit] bun and grilled to [dolphin call edit] perfection. And don't forget to ask us to [dolphin call edit] the [dolphin call edit] fries. It'll be our [dolphin call edit] pleasure."