The Rant Room!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bitch to yer heart's content! :)

Raiden · Post by **Raiden** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 11:52 pm

Sir Myghin wrote: rock band is the ultimate in poser technology, someone says look waht I can do on it, I rip out my bass and start 2h tapping 'sexually active' or something.

That's when you say, "Okay, now let's see you do it with a REAL bass".

Most likely, they can't.

Sir Myghin · Post by **Sir Myghin** » Sat Dec 13, 2008 9:35 am

I usually just yell loser and move on

Xanadu · Post by **Xanadu** » Sat Dec 13, 2008 12:46 pm

Raiden wrote:Ever read something really weird or random for a reason of which you are not sure?

Example, I just read a Wikipedia article on vomiting. Why? I do not know. I didn't really learn anything new except that you can, under weird circumstances, vomit fecal matter.

Come on, Raiden, why'd you tell them THAT?

Yeah I've read weird stuff like that for no reason too.

zepboy · Post by **zepboy** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 10:23 pm

AAAARRGGGHHHHHHH!

I slipped and fell today. I was walking downhill on an icey driveway, and I bit it big time. Dislocated my left shoulder. Fortunately, I was able to pop it back in, so all will be well. It's all over except the whining, but I think that might go on for a couple days.

The good part . . . I was carrying a cup on coffee, and didn't spill!!!

Prioirities!

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 10:58 pm

zepboy wrote:AAAARRGGGHHHHHHH!

I slipped and fell today. I was walking downhill on an icey driveway, and I bit it big time. Dislocated my left shoulder. Fortunately, I was able to pop it back in, so all will be well. It's all over except the whining, but I think that might go on for a couple days.

The good part . . . I was carrying a cup on coffee, and didn't spill!!!

Prioirities!

DOOD!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank GED you dinnae spill yer coffee!!!!!!

Popped it in yerself......................I'da *H A R F E D *

You one tough hombre. Get better quick alrightythen?!?!

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 7:43 am

zepboy wrote:AAAARRGGGHHHHHHH!

I slipped and fell today. I was walking downhill on an icey driveway, and I bit it big time. Dislocated my left shoulder. Fortunately, I was able to pop it back in, so all will be well. It's all over except the whining, but I think that might go on for a couple days.

The good part . . . I was carrying a cup on coffee, and didn't spill!!!

Prioirities!

Sorry you went down Bro, and I know how that feels!

Personally, I'd rather pass a kidney stone.

I popped mine out picking up a big coil of power cable. Pulled the arm
straight downward out of its socket. It went right back in when I let go of
the cable, but man...Never again dude.

What's the prognosis Zep? You gotta have therapy?

I'm sorry it happened Zep. I know it hurts like hell. Hopefully it'll get
better every day, so I hope you get back to speed soon Bro.

Big Blue Owl · Post by **Big Blue Owl** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 7:48 am

Zep! Glad you were able to fix it yourself. Who's got time for an accident? It must hurt like a mutha, though.

This morning my entire city is covered in ice. I couldn't get across my driveway to get into the van. As soon as I stepped on it I began to slide uncontrollably. What to do?
Luckily I have a few cracks in the driveway with some grass growing out of it. These are among the crack that grew a pot plant last summer, all by itself. So I walked around the driveway on the lawn (frozen over as well,) crept along the cracks with grass and flung myself into the vehicle. Despite all of that and a very slow ride to work I arrived with 30 seconds to spare!

Not really a rant after all.

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 8:42 am

^^^^^

OH YEAH, OH YEAH.................nope, I got nothin.*shrugs*

I hate ice like that.

Get better Zepbro.

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 11:55 am

Yay! Aep saved the java and BBO got to work safely!

We have rain here but it's snowing nearby, I hear.

YYZ30 · Post by **YYZ30** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 12:07 pm

The forecast for us just changed.

Friday afternoon- snow, from 12nn to 8pm the snow will be falling at the rate of 1-2 inches an hour.

Saturday- clear and cold

Sunday night into Monday AM- snow (no totals given yet)

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 1:42 pm

YYZ30 wrote:The forecast for us just changed.

Friday afternoon- snow, from 12nn to 8pm the snow will be falling at the rate of 1-2 inches an hour.

Saturday- clear and cold

Sunday night into Monday AM- snow (no totals given yet)

Dude, I meant to ask how you guys fared from the ice storms!

We got snow/ice in the west forty and the Blue Ridge, but it's a soup bowl
here.

If this rain doesn't let up, I gotta start buildin' us a ARK.

Sir Myghin · Post by **Sir Myghin** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 1:57 pm

CygnusX1 wrote: Personally, I'd rather pass a kidney stone.

you sure about that? at least a good day 10s of misery and pain them things, usually 20 ish for me.

and wow zep, that sucks but damn, put it back and move on, thats pretty awesome. I suppose is long as nothing torn all the doc would have done anyway.

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 2:11 pm

Sir Myghin wrote:
CygnusX1 wrote: Personally, I'd rather pass a kidney stone.
you sure about that?

Absolutely. They can pulverize those things to the size of table salt now.

Sir Myghin wrote:at least a good day 10s of misery and pain them things, usually 20 ish for me.

Que?

Could you possibly translate that to Mid-Atlantic Hillbilly please?

Yeehaw. Thankyaverymuch.

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 2:26 pm

I think he is referring to the pain scale.

Although, it doesn't go to 20, but I think that was meant to show how badly it feels to him.

YYZ30 · Post by **YYZ30** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 2:46 pm

awip2062 wrote:I think he is referring to the pain scale.

Although, it doesn't go to 20, but I think that was meant to show how badly it feels to him.

"This one goes to 11...."