"That big-assed bitch told me that my customer service skills need sharpening and my call-times are too high. If that ugly ho don' step the f back I'm gonna have to knock her out."
She just kept going on and on...I could see that other people in the room were becoming increasingly uncomfortable and I was getting very irritated. Very calmly I said simply, "Please shut up."
She said, "Who do you think you are, man?"
She is so white-skinned that she appears translucent (with blotchy marks all over) but is doing her best to sound like a black girl. And the irony of her calling her supe "big-assed" did not escape me as her own butt looks like two badly parked Volkswagens.
I said, "I am the guy who will be taking your I.D. badge and keycard and escorting you out the door if I hear another word. Now I want you to go and report to your supervisor and tell her everything that happened here, and do it before I go and tell her, if you know what is good for you."
She grabbed her crap and stormed out, and as she did the break room burst into laughter and high-fives. Apparently I was not the only person that was annoyed by this repugnant refugee from the gutter. Suddenly I didn't feel quite as annoyed. Just enough to come back here and post the rant.
