Complete the sentence . . .

zepboy · Post by **zepboy** » Sat Oct 04, 2008 12:29 pm

but a longer crawl.

After trimming his nails, he . . .

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Sat Oct 04, 2008 4:20 pm

could no longer get that itch just right.

Whom may we appoint over...

zepboy · Post by **zepboy** » Sat Oct 04, 2008 5:27 pm

us, that is the person we will be under.

Speaking of being under, . . .

Xanadu · Post by **Xanadu** » Sat Oct 04, 2008 7:18 pm

...its better to be pissed off than pissed on.

I reached into the sock and...

zepboy · Post by **zepboy** » Sat Oct 04, 2008 7:29 pm

whuddaya know, I found that foot I've been looking for!

After picking out the toejam . . .

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Sat Oct 04, 2008 10:38 pm

I spread it on a bagel with some schmere.

My ears are still...

zepboy · Post by **zepboy** » Sun Oct 05, 2008 8:53 am

stuck to the side of my head, not matter how hard I've been pulling on them!

I like you, but your . . .

Xanadu · Post by **Xanadu** » Sun Oct 05, 2008 6:13 pm

...fly is down.

I know you are lying because...

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Sun Oct 05, 2008 7:19 pm

your veracity meter is in the negative.

You put your left toe in and

Xanadu · Post by **Xanadu** » Mon Oct 06, 2008 8:59 am

the sock swallowed your foot whole.

The lost kitten looked innocent enough but....

Big Blue Owl · Post by **Big Blue Owl** » Mon Oct 06, 2008 10:03 am

the smoking gun was the peanut butter on the paws.

It may not be a spill-proof cup, but at least it...

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Mon Oct 06, 2008 2:17 pm

holds my coffee and keeps it hot!

One day while walking to the

Xanadu · Post by **Xanadu** » Mon Oct 06, 2008 8:43 pm

...beach I was attacked by a serrated disc.

The terrible chickens had me surrounded...

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Mon Oct 06, 2008 9:32 pm

until the socks came to my rescue!

This little piggy went

zepboy · Post by **zepboy** » Mon Oct 06, 2008 9:37 pm

and bought another pair of socks.

Oh darn, those socks . . .