Complete the sentence . . .

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Tue Jul 15, 2008 11:41 pm

still get to drive home after work like everyone else!

A queen bed all to oneself is

zepboy · Post by **zepboy** » Wed Jul 16, 2008 5:48 pm

not too bad if you're the Queen!

A king size bed all to ones self . . .

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Fri Aug 22, 2008 9:34 am

a bit chilly on a cold night but man can you really stretch out!

A smile can...

zepboy · Post by **zepboy** » Fri Aug 22, 2008 6:25 pm

be found in the strangest of places!

If you can't reach the itch . . .

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Fri Aug 22, 2008 10:15 pm

Do the Hustle.

While pushing a car uphill with a rope..............

zepboy · Post by **zepboy** » Sat Aug 23, 2008 6:43 am

. . . the rope snapped, sending the car careening the rest of the way up.

Just prior to squeezing the infected pimple . . .

Xanadu · Post by **Xanadu** » Sat Aug 23, 2008 9:33 am

...I charged my digital camera for the event.

After the pustule exploded... (

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zepboy · Post by **zepboy** » Sat Aug 23, 2008 5:12 pm

I had to go wash up.

Static cling . . .

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Sat Sep 06, 2008 10:35 pm

has caused many a man's head to turn.

This little jug

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Sun Sep 07, 2008 1:07 am

Has a lotta kick.

Earplugs are a good thing..................

Xanadu · Post by **Xanadu** » Sun Sep 07, 2008 8:16 am

...at a bad concert.

Glow sticks are wonderful...

zepboy · Post by **zepboy** » Sun Sep 07, 2008 8:23 am

for helping see inside someones nose.

Low flying aircraft . . .

Xanadu · Post by **Xanadu** » Sun Sep 07, 2008 8:29 am

...give propeller hair cuts.

Ducks that swim in soapy water...

zepboy · Post by **zepboy** » Sun Sep 07, 2008 8:32 am

give some of the most bubbly farts I have ever seen!

After applying a generous amount of hair gel . . .

Xanadu · Post by **Xanadu** » Sun Sep 07, 2008 9:24 pm

...your pubes still look like pubes dude!

Identifying ones self with the green smiley man...