The Bold Faced Lies Thread!!!

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Wed May 21, 2008 5:18 am

The taste and smell of coffee repulses me.

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Wed May 21, 2008 12:20 pm

Never touch the stuff.

Big Blue Owl · Post by **Big Blue Owl** » Wed May 21, 2008 1:10 pm

I cannot tell a lie....oops!

Xanadu · Post by **Xanadu** » Wed May 21, 2008 9:57 pm

I'm not still tripping

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Wed May 21, 2008 10:13 pm

Xanny still plays with Smurfs.

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Wed May 21, 2008 10:18 pm

That's because she IS a Smurf!

Xanadu · Post by **Xanadu** » Thu May 22, 2008 9:31 am

I didn't just take a ride on a Silver Machine

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Thu May 22, 2008 11:10 am

Nope, she went on a magic carpet ride with Corina, Corina for forty days and forty nights getting from here to there eventually to see her hootchie koochie man and their Jupiter child.

Big Blue Owl · Post by **Big Blue Owl** » Thu May 22, 2008 11:39 am

Xanny and I have something in common. We both hate Hawkwind.

BBC Documentary on Hawkwind (A great doco, and that's no lie!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRw_rvrXQiQ

Richard Simmons · Post by **Richard Simmons** » Thu May 22, 2008 3:50 pm

I'M NOT GAY!!!!

T4EFAN · Post by **T4EFAN** » Thu May 22, 2008 6:56 pm

Richard Simmons wrote:I'M NOT GAY!!!!

Oh, we all know THAT'S true.

Sir Myghin · Post by **Sir Myghin** » Fri May 23, 2008 4:00 am

it is not a coffee morning today.

zepboy · Post by **zepboy** » Fri May 23, 2008 6:01 am

coffee sucks!

Me · Post by Me » Fri May 23, 2008 6:05 am

FAGGOT

Once upon a time I knew a toolbag named Hairball
His wisdom he wished to impart
On the world by dressing like a fart
and creating a place for people to feel smart

And so a mod came to be known
as a place retards call home
from ElfDude to Zep and Soup to Cyg
just another 4 clan clone that gets stoned

But it's not enough to make a home
it has to be full of idiots who fight
so moderation was thrown
the way graves are sown

"But it's just another chat room,
calm down" you may say
I shall because it's
METHODS ARE SO GAY!

But John is not around
to see my truth be put down
he's toiling with work holding his balls
if any sense he'd nail By-Tor to the fence

A shame of shames I do declear
for By-Tors whores are sore
by such trite and worthless bits like that nonsense fight
instead of write I'd rather be fucked by a donkey all night

Alas, all the limericks should say
exactly why I came here today
not to view your comments of the day
but to say; I'm better than you in each and everyway!

THAT'S HOW YOU HIJACK A THREAD PROPERLY!
FAGGOTS

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Fri May 23, 2008 2:57 pm

I love it when I am hungry and there is nothing I want to eat.