schu's pit-stop

Post by PV » Tue Feb 03, 2004 3:24 pm

*switches hands and now has t's tongue with left hand*

Phew... that hand was getting tired! I'm hungry, need a snack.

*opens a bag of microwave popcorn with one hand*

Dang, I'm good.

Now... Are there any bowls around here that t and H haven't smashed up in batting practice?

*gets popcorn popping in microwave*

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Tue Feb 03, 2004 3:27 pm

*t bats the popcorn bowl that PV finds away*

*t rakes PV's shin with the side of t's foot and then stomps her foot*

*t pokes PV in the side between the ribs*

*t breaks free from PV and runs to the door*

I am going to lock you in here with NO RUSH!

There! I said it again!

NO RUSH! NO RUSH! NO RUSH! NO RUSH!

Post by PV » Tue Feb 03, 2004 3:32 pm

Ow...

*passes out behind bar and dreams of being rescued by a tall dark handsome stranger*

*wakes to find it's not a dream*

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Tue Feb 03, 2004 3:37 pm

*t laughs at the fact that PV thinks Lemmy with a mask is Neil!*

Post by PV » Tue Feb 03, 2004 3:40 pm

*wakes from her dream within a dream*

Phew! That was a nightmare! Lemmy?!? Eeeeeeeew!

*gargles with Listerine just in case*

Bartender! Well, okay, ME! Set me up with something strong!

Amarok · Post by **Amarok** » Tue Feb 03, 2004 3:43 pm

Amarok enters the scene.

"What about a strong double tall skinny coffee?"

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Tue Feb 03, 2004 3:44 pm

You are going to take a strong drink for ME?!???!!?

*t geds a mocha for herself and one for H*

Come on, kid! We need to go to drum/guitar lessons now. We can trash the pub more later.

*t and H leave PV to her "strong drink" from ME*

Mr. Potatoe Head · Post by **Mr. Potatoe Head** » Tue Feb 03, 2004 6:33 pm

Oh, the horror of it it all!

wcp · Post by **wcp** » Tue Feb 03, 2004 9:27 pm

Man this place has gone down teh crapper when is somone gonna open upa bar to compete with this one?
friendly competition is always good...

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Tue Feb 03, 2004 11:50 pm

Craig, WHY DID YOU PUT THE PUB IN THE POTTY?!?!??!?

You can open Craiggy-poo's Bar of Soap. Mum's gonna use it on you if you keep saying those four letter words to her, Mr Man!

*Stalking me BAD hoser brother*

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Wed Feb 04, 2004 9:50 am

*t takes a bar of soap and washes Craig's mouth out*

Don't you EVER say a four-letter word to me again, young man!

And since you like that four-letter word so much, I am going to make you do some of it! Clean up this mess right now!

*t hands Craig a broom*

Mr. Potatoe Head · Post by **Mr. Potatoe Head** » Wed Feb 04, 2004 11:36 am

The horror the horror I can't take much more the horror

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Wed Feb 04, 2004 3:01 pm

Awwww...it's okay Kev. It's okay. Here:

*t hands Kev a cuppa tea*

wcp · Post by **wcp** » Wed Feb 04, 2004 8:48 pm

WORK WORK WORK WORK!!!!!!

!@ *craig runs out of pub*

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Wed Feb 04, 2004 10:44 pm

*H runs after Craig*

GIMMIE BACK MY GROG!!!!!