The Bold Faced Lies Thread!!!

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:03 pm

I haven't eaten anything all day.

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:04 pm

I shall never eat Moostracks icey creams.

Big Blue Owl · Post by **Big Blue Owl** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:05 pm

t is hosting Saturday Night Live tonight!

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:11 pm

I'm playing Hillary Clinton!

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:17 pm

Elfie is eating a double bacon cheeseburger right now.

Big Blue Owl · Post by **Big Blue Owl** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:23 pm

I did not, this very night, decide to finish off all meat in the deep freeze and after that, try to eat nothing that can be considered meat.

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:27 pm

I wouldn't even consider sharing my vegetable soup that I made up today with BBO.

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:30 pm

I never listen to Rush.

zepboy · Post by **zepboy** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 9:38 am

^^^^^^^^^
That's because HB is ignorant and never listens to anyone or anything!!!

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Mon Mar 03, 2008 5:35 am

'Hill won my vote by doing the Saturday Night Live cameo.

Big Blue Owl · Post by **Big Blue Owl** » Mon Mar 03, 2008 7:47 am

And Ellen Page did not make me want to be 25 years younger

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Mon Mar 03, 2008 7:52 am

Rush Limbaugh is fostering Democratic harmony by encouraging
Republicans to vote for Hillary.

Big Blue Owl · Post by **Big Blue Owl** » Mon Mar 03, 2008 8:08 am

Ann Coulter is an attractive person

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Mon Mar 03, 2008 8:12 am

Big Blue Owl wrote:Ann Coulter is an attractive person

....only after a 40oz.

Big Blue Owl · Post by **Big Blue Owl** » Mon Mar 03, 2008 8:14 am

Not even after a 40 oz. viagra.