The Bold Faced Lies Thread!!!

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Mon Nov 05, 2007 3:00 pm

There's a man digging a grave in my backyard now.

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 11:41 pm

I AM THAT MAN!

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 2:32 pm

I'm not a man; I'm a fish with hook in mouth!

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 8:37 pm

When I go fishing I don't want to keep the fish, I just want to make it late for something.

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 11:12 pm

Not true! You sell everything to Safeway!

zepboy · Post by **zepboy** » Sat Feb 16, 2008 9:19 am

I just won the Lotto!!!

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Sat Feb 16, 2008 10:33 am

I am still sound asleep.

zepboy · Post by **zepboy** » Sat Feb 16, 2008 10:54 am

I have little people living under my fingernails.

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 9:42 pm

I am not making foods the now

Middle Kingdom · Post by **Middle Kingdom** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 8:28 pm

I'm training to be the next heavyweight champion of the world.

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:43 pm

I am the person in the middle of the above picture.

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 11:00 pm

I'm not going to see Rush this summer.

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Fri Feb 22, 2008 7:30 am

The truth always rears its ugly head in this thread.

zepboy · Post by **zepboy** » Fri Feb 22, 2008 9:02 pm

I want to run away to France!

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 11:37 pm

Elf and I are both drinking lavendar mocha's the now.