schu's pit-stop

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Thu Jan 29, 2004 5:48 pm

Awwwww...alright.

*t untapes the kid and hands him a beer*

Jings! Kids can really hit me in my soft spot!

Panacea · Post by **Panacea** » Thu Jan 29, 2004 6:12 pm

Sigh... you must have some real issues with fluids, t.

First you don't like my grande decaf mocha frappuccino, then you want poor Kevin to drink rattlesnake venom and hooch. Wassup?

*goes to find some Caffeine Free Diet Dr. Pepper*

Mr. Potatoe Head · Post by **Mr. Potatoe Head** » Thu Jan 29, 2004 6:50 pm

Smashed potatoes comes in from the winter chill.
I found an ancient miracle that you should know, were is Shu?

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Fri Jan 30, 2004 10:14 am

I think she is locked in the cellar....I heard Craig mumbling about needing to find the key before peeps start to wonder.

Kevin, did you want a beer? *H duck tapes a beer in each of his hands.* Ohhh! You might want that duck tape taken off of your mouth, eh?

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Sun Feb 01, 2004 7:52 pm

Hmmm....could explain why it is so quiet here. We must do something about that!

*t blasts Dio's song Strange Highways on repeat from the juke box*

H! Let's trash the pub?

*t hands H a baseball bat*

You know how this works!

*t gathers up all the empties and puts them on the bar*

*t climbs all the way up onto the bar*

Whew! That is one tall bar for someone so short as I! Good thing I am not afraid of heights!

*t throws bottles into the air for H to hit*

Oh! Score! That was a homerun!

*t tosses more*

Grand salami!

Hey, you!

*t yells at someone standing nearby*

Watch out! H is batting here!

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Mon Feb 02, 2004 12:08 am

*H smashes many things to itsey bitsey teensey weesney tiney whiney itty bitty bits*

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Mon Feb 02, 2004 9:37 am

Here H! Try these now!

*t starts tossing full bottles*

Wow!

That is really pretty when you hit those! The way the beverage flies all over. Uhhhhh...you are gonna need a shower!

Post by PV » Mon Feb 02, 2004 2:51 pm

*flips a table and hides behind it*

What the!

I will say the droplets make purty colors in the light but jings! The glass!

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Mon Feb 02, 2004 2:56 pm

Come out and play, Sissy!

*t tosses H some cheesy bread sticks, then hops from the bar onto the pool table and starts slinging pool balls as H to hit*

Oh! Nice one, H! You so totally shattered the mirror behind the bar! Rush on!

Post by PV » Mon Feb 02, 2004 3:02 pm

No way! Nuh uh! You can't make me!

*continues to cower like a baby behind the table*

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Mon Feb 02, 2004 3:08 pm

Ahhhhh..gonna be that way are ye?

*t and H take Lizzy from behind the table and carry her into the back room where Craig has his bed. They tuck Lizzy in to Craig's bed*

I wonder where that boy has got off to, H!

*H gives Lizzy a ba-ba of warm milk*

"No, Auntie Parasite. You may not have your Neil doll. You might choke on the small drumsticks!" H says.

*H hands t the doll*

*t thuds*

*H takes the doll away from her mum*

*Hmmm...H thinks...I could sell this to NPG for lots of money!*

*t and H leave the room*

*t and H return*

Don't want you to fall out of bed, Sissy!

*t duct tapes Lizzy in the bed*

There! All better!

*t and H return to trashing the pub*

Nice one, H! That 8 ball just went through the door to the back roo....Oooops!

*cries emanate fro mthe bedroom*

Post by PV » Mon Feb 02, 2004 3:32 pm

*spurred on by the desire to have her NEP doll back, PV summons all her strength and breaks through the duct tape*

WHERE'S MY NEP DOLL!

*spies H on the pool table smashing pool balls*

*picks up the cue ball and crushes it with her bare hands*

WHERE'S MY NEP DOLL!

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Mon Feb 02, 2004 3:42 pm

*H looks at Auntie this way*

*Then that way*

*Then tries standing on her head and looking at Auntie THAT way*

Hmm...I think Auntie is upset

Post by PV » Mon Feb 02, 2004 3:49 pm

Darn right I'm upset!

WHERE'S MY NEP DOLL!

*spies doll in H's hands*

MY DOLL!

*takes doll from H*

I love my doll!

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Mon Feb 02, 2004 3:57 pm

HEY!! That is my Jim Morrison doll! Can't you tell the difference!???!

Jings!

*H takes Jim back and pouts*