Pics of us

ElfDude · Post by **ElfDude** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 10:29 am

Big Blue Owl wrote:Hey, I resent that! (Wallops T with an overstuffed, wet pillow) - *SPLATCH!*

Oh yeah?!

*eats his spinach and, to a trumpet fanfare, suddenly looks like Popeye... delivers an uppercut to BBO's chin that sends him flying several stories up the side side of a building under construction... upon his return to earth he hits a big pile of bricks and mortar which amazing fall around him in the shape of a small jail (the word "jail" is even displayed on it)... BBO looks through the barred window and cries like a baby*

Man, that's the most violent post I've ever made!

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 11:02 am

Wow.............elf, I'm stunned.

*Gets out my jellybean gun and takes up a defensive posture.*

Big Blue Owl · Post by **Big Blue Owl** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 11:09 am

*Looks through bars, hands clenched around the ones at either end and yells, "WOO-HOO! JAIL! NOT ONLY CAN I GET SOME PRIVACY, BUT I GET CONJUGAL VISITS! NOW, PLEASE!"*

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 11:12 am

ElfDude · Post by **ElfDude** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 11:27 am

Jelly bean gun?

Big Blue Owl · Post by **Big Blue Owl** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 12:14 pm

A weapon of mass consumption!

ElfDude · Post by **ElfDude** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 12:42 pm

I posted this pic in another thread, but I like it. One of the things that makes me happy about it is that my daughter (middle) didn't give a second thought to having a black girl as a best friend. I must have done at least one thing right as a father...

Big Blue Owl · Post by **Big Blue Owl** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 1:59 pm

Whatchootalkinboutwillis? They remind me of tiny Spice Girls

Actually, I'm a little worried about the little one with the rashes on her arms

DoctorX · Post by **DoctorX** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 2:01 pm

Big Blue Owl wrote:*Looks through bars, hands clenched around the ones at either end and yells, "WOO-HOO! JAIL! NOT ONLY CAN I GET SOME PRIVACY, BUT I GET CONJUGAL VISITS! NOW, PLEASE!"*

"Conjugal visits? Mmmm. Not that I know of. Y'know, minimum-security prison is no picnic. I have a client in there right now. He says the trick is: kick someone's ass the first day, or become someone's bitch. Then everything will be all right. W-Why do you ask, anyway?"

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 9:52 pm

ElfDude wrote: I must have done at least one thing right as a father...

One? *taps fingies*

Wendy · Post by **Wendy** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 12:17 am

*ducks the flying spinach and beans*
That's a great pic Elf, you really have done a lot more than just one thing
right as a Dad. Giant smiles on 3 teenagers, practically unheard of!

Big Blue Owl · Post by **Big Blue Owl** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 7:30 am

(He just gave them all a bag of Pixie Stix. Of course they're smiling

)

YYZ30 · Post by **YYZ30** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 7:32 am

Big Blue Owl wrote:*Looks through bars, hands clenched around the ones at either end and yells, "WOO-HOO! JAIL! NOT ONLY CAN I GET SOME PRIVACY, BUT I GET CONJUGAL VISITS! NOW, PLEASE!"*

Line of the week folks....

YYZ30 · Post by **YYZ30** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 9:09 am

Ogg wrote:
Now film a wee clip and host it on youtube mate, go on...we've all done it

Honestly I hadn't picked up my axe for a LONG time...I started noodling during the World Series, and my fingers are getting nimble and loose again.

Give me a coupla weeks and I will.

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 1:29 pm

Excellent!