International Talk Like a Pirate Day

ElfDude · Post by **ElfDude** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 7:09 am

Yarrrrrr! It be here again, maties! Be sure that ye talk like a pirate all the day long! Arrrrr...

This chair be high,
says I!

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:25 am

Arrrrrrrrr...

I sent me young scurvied dogs avast!

Turn to ships' work ye sunburned barnacles!

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:54 am

Arrrrrrrrr, swab the poop deck ya skervy dogs, or ye be dining at Davie Jones's locker.

Kares4Rush · Post by **Kares4Rush** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 10:03 am

Arrrr. Shiver me timbers!!! Me job is drivin me to hit the Yo ho ho bottle 'o RUM when I wanna catch up on by-tor!!

ElfDude · Post by **ElfDude** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 10:13 am

Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!

Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.

We extort, we pilfer, we filch and sack.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!
Maraud and embezzle and even hijack.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!

Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.
Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.

We kindle and char, inflame and ignite.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!
We burn up the city, we're really a fright.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!

Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.

We're rascals, scoundrels, villans and knaves.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!
We're devils and black sheep, really bad eggs!
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!

Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.

We're beggars and blighters and ne'er-do-well cads.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!
Aye! But we're loved by our mommies and dads!
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!

Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 10:16 am

Blackbeard,

Save a swig o' the grog for an old shipmate....Arrrr.

Wendy · Post by **Wendy** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 10:21 am

No sleep for ye wearies til ye provides a berth
for wee Anne Bonny to cradle her bilge rats til yon sun rise.
Blow me down,aye to refuse a lass sech as 'er?

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 10:36 am

tie the scurvy dog to the yard arm....

Arrrr.

ElfDude · Post by **ElfDude** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 11:24 am

Polly Want a Cracker?
Shiver me Timbers!
Blow the Man Down!
Who's a Pretty Bird?
Kiss Me, I've got Scurvy!
Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, We're Coming Aboard, Prepare to Eat Led.
Polly AAAAARGH!
Mouthwash? We Don't Need No Stinkin Mouthwash!

Wendy · Post by **Wendy** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 11:42 am

Een whilst young Bonny spake to Calico Jack on the eve of 'is execution, sorry yer rope be nigh, if you'd a fought lik a man ye needn't hang like a cur.

Arrrgghhh.

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 2:17 pm

"The Pirates That Don't Do Anything"

we are the pirates we don't do anything
we just stay at home, and lie around
and if you ask us, to do anything
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything

well I've never been to Greenland
and I've never been to Denver
and I've never buried treasure in ST Louie or ST Paul
and I've never been to Moscow
and I've never been to Tampa
and I've never been to Boston in the fall

we are the pirates we don't do anything
we just stay at home, and lie around
and if you ask us, to do anything
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything

and I've never hoist the main sail
and I've never swabbed the poop deck
and I've never veered starboard, cause I've never sailed at all
and I've never walked the gang plank
and I've never owned a parrot.
and I've never been to Boston in the fall

we are the pirates we don't do anything
we just stay at home, and lie around
and if you ask us, to do anything
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything

I've never plucked a rooster
and I am not too good at ping-pong
and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall
and I've never kissed a chipmunk,
and I've never gotten head lice
and I have never been to Boston in the fall

(pirate captains log 2002
who be this band relient k
and why they be so full of contradictions)

we don't know what he did
but we're down with captain kidd
we don't wake up before lunch
but we all eat captain crunch
we don't smoke, we don't chew
we watch captain kangaroo

and I've never licked a spark-plug
and I've never sniffed a stink bug
and I've never painted Daisies on a big red rubber ball
and I've never bathed in yogurt
and I don't look good in leggings
and I've never been to Boston in the fall

we are the pirates who don't do anything
we just stay at home, and lie around
and if you ask us, to do anything
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything

we are the pirates we don't do anything
we just stay at home, and lie around
and if you ask us, to do anything
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything

Mr. Potatoe Head · Post by **Mr. Potatoe Head** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 3:14 pm

Avast, Me Hearties!

Scurvy dogs swabbing the poop deck with a Ho! ho! ho! and a bottle of rum with a mad wenche to sing me a song for me spirit!
Ayyyy, Matey tis the life.

Panacea · Post by **Panacea** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 9:12 pm

Ahoy! 'tis Cap'n Mowrey! Me scurvy swabbies had quite the piratical day! The lily-livered bilge rats learned a bit o' pirate lingo, and that's no hornswaggle!

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 10:16 pm

Panacea wrote:Ahoy! 'tis Cap'n Mowrey! Me scurvy swabbies had quite the piratical day! The lily-livered bilge rats learned a bit o' pirate lingo, and that's no hornswaggle!

But you forgot to Arrrrrrrrrrr!

ElfDude · Post by **ElfDude** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 10:21 pm

Awright you guys. Pirate talk day is over.