"Where Can I Pee Now?" - a Men At Work Parody

T4EFAN · Post by **T4EFAN** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 1:20 pm

Yeah, I'm still doing parodies. Creepy, isn't it?

This is the first draft of my parody of Men At Work's "Who Can It Be Now?"

She's standing there at the bathroom door
Tellin' me, she's tryin' to clean the floor
I can see what she's tryin' to clean
I don't believe it, she shouldn't be so mean
I just want to relieve myself
Hold it in, it's not good for my health
Come on, I have got to pee
Cleaned the floor - soon you'll be cleaning me

Where can I pee now?
Where can I pee now?
Where can I pee now?
Where can I pee now?

I'm hiding out in a bathroom stall
I am forced, to answer Nature's call
If she hears, she'll turn me in
Let me go, or I'll explode again
I'll do no harm to you if you leave
I gotta warn you though, it might make you heave
You'd like it best if you stay away
Here it comes - running hard today

Where can I pee now?
Where can I pee now?
Where can I pee now?
Where can I pee now?

Infection came 'cause I held it too long
It's all because of you
You're gonna pay for my hospital stay
Or else I'm gonna sue

Oh...where can I pee now?
Oh...where can I...where can I
Yeah yeah yeah

Middle Kingdom · Post by **Middle Kingdom** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 9:20 pm

Not bad.

I had a few in high school in the 80's:

Saran Wrap to the tune of Boston's "Amanda"
is one I remember.

"I'm gonna shape you in a ball
and bounce you off the wall
Saran Wrap.

I can make a little hat
or a big baseball bat
Saran Wrap"

T4EFAN · Post by **T4EFAN** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 11:13 pm

Thanks, Kitana.

Yours was nice too.

ElfDude · Post by **ElfDude** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 9:59 am

I thought this was gonna be something about Larry Craig...

T4EFAN · Post by **T4EFAN** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 11:33 am

About who now?

ElfDude · Post by **ElfDude** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 11:39 am

T4EFAN wrote:About who now?

Haven't seen any headlines for the last week, eh?

T4EFAN · Post by **T4EFAN** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 2:36 pm

No, it was inspired by my mom's job, which is cleaning mens' bathrooms in an airport.......actually Weird Al made up the title, but I wrote the stinkin' parody.

ElfDude · Post by **ElfDude** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 2:54 pm

T4EFAN wrote: my mom's job, which is cleaning mens' bathrooms in an airport.......

She's not allowed in the women's bathrooms, eh?

T4EFAN · Post by **T4EFAN** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 3:37 pm

i think she does sometimes.

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 6:32 pm

Are you gonna post more of your parodies, AK?

T4EFAN · Post by **T4EFAN** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 7:26 pm

Sure, if you want me to.

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 7:39 pm

Yup!

T4EFAN · Post by **T4EFAN** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 9:23 pm

Would you like them in different threads or all in this one?

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 9:24 pm

This one would need a title change for us to stay on topic and not get busted by the OLD MAN! *wink*

T4EFAN · Post by **T4EFAN** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 9:54 pm

Good point.