The downfall of Barbie

Xanadu · Post by **Xanadu** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 9:26 pm

Factory molded outstretched hands of Ken reach towards plastic Barbie boobies. Doll sex in little girl's bedrooms hidden from the eyes of parental control.

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 10:36 pm

Xanny, are you okay?

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 7:39 am

I think she needs a new Malibu Barbie Dream House.

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 8:01 am

I think she needs a Xan-AX.

hahaha j/k Xan.

Xanadu · Post by **Xanadu** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 8:26 pm

Xanny, are you okay?

I dunno

I think she needs a new Malibu Barbie Dream House.

NO!!! They are attracted to those and doll houses sometimes to Ninja Turtles an even GI Joes!!

I think she needs a Xan-AX.

I need a flame thrower to keep the plastic at bay

Mr. Potatoe Head · Post by **Mr. Potatoe Head** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 5:19 am

Ahhhhhhhhhhh' What the heck?

Cults of Plastic

Ravaging Barbie ever-growing suffocating thirst
fraying enviormental interwoven web. On the fringe of desire pallid pill popping Ken pushing dollar dominos loops of existential risks of... societys ailments.

Xanadu · Post by **Xanadu** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 9:11 am

Nylon hair pampered into brains by little hands. Slaves to obsession of commercial values.

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Sat Sep 01, 2007 12:17 am

I always ended up cutting Barbie's hair off when I got one.

Xanadu · Post by **Xanadu** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 12:56 pm

Better to singe it off

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 7:12 pm

If fire was involved, it would have been the whole doll.

ElfDude · Post by **ElfDude** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 7:21 pm

ElfDude · Post by **ElfDude** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 7:22 pm

ElfDude · Post by **ElfDude** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 7:23 pm

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 7:27 pm

OH MY GED! LOL That last one just did me in!

Xanadu · Post by **Xanadu** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 8:36 pm

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