Just Slinking around here at work with a Funny Face wondering if Block Heads are coming out to play or maybe Magic Wiskers, old friends of mind. The kind that would put my foot in my eye and it didn't really matter, you know the type... all around good heads and they didn't care if you acted wacky, it was in fun. Sure wish someone would get off their Silly Putty and Troll the Magic 8 Ball, maybe Etch A Sketch of life or just Play-Doh, eh?
I don't know was this a bit of a Hula-Hoop and Wiffled Balled right past you?
I?m a big man, you?re so small
Hey man you?ve got nothing, I?ve got it all
I?ve got looks, I?ve got style
Who wouldn?t fall for this million dollar smile
Oh no, your life?s in such a twist
You?re on the road to hell
Oh no, I?ve got you in my fist
But hey, I don?t exist