The Bold Faced Lies Thread!!!

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 11:18 pm

I AM a porchetta roast!!

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 7:35 am

I am the service technician for the roasting machines.

Orlando's LOVESLAVE · Post by **Orlando's LOVESLAVE** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 3:52 am

I'm not really here.

zepboy · Post by **zepboy** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 8:39 am

I hate it when I see that OLS has been here!

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 10:52 pm

I'm not Spartacus, HE is! *points*

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 9:00 pm

Murray recently moved in with H and he fits so nicely in her apartment.

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 10:26 pm

I am Murray.

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 10:36 pm

And you eat tons of Cheetos in one sitting.

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 8:39 pm

I'm not a Crazy Baby or a Rock and Roll Child.

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 12:13 am

And you wouldn't know who Ronnie James Dio was if he walked up and bit you on the ankle.

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 1:06 pm

You mean that little shrimp who bit me on the ankle t'other day was none other than the Scream Troll?

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 5:50 pm

No, actually, that was Steve Vai.

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 8:03 pm

I am that hero!

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 10:10 pm

H is a cucumber.

Orlando's LOVESLAVE · Thu Aug 02, 2007 10:57 pm

Scoot has long hair