The Bold Faced Lies Thread!!!

zepboy · Post by **zepboy** » Sun Jul 22, 2007 7:48 am

I have become a avid user of only one sheet of toidee paper per visit!

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Sun Jul 22, 2007 8:51 am

I haven't used the toilet all week.

zepboy · Post by **zepboy** » Sun Jul 22, 2007 3:48 pm

Leon is gedding really stinky!

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Sun Jul 22, 2007 7:24 pm

I wish I had just enjoyed a lonely week with no one about.

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 5:26 am

I didn't go to bed at a decent hour last night....and I most definitely didn't wake up at 6 am feeling rested

(I think I'm not H)

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 7:44 am

I'm totally rested and ready to go.

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 5:46 pm

Mum's not gonna have a ged old day tomorrow...nahhhh, just gonna skip that this year.

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 6:24 pm

I refuse to start life!

zepboy · Post by **zepboy** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 1:24 pm

I don't fart.

Sir Myghin · Post by **Sir Myghin** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 1:29 pm

I am civilized

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 8:09 pm

I just painted my toe nails today.

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 8:30 pm

I chew my toenails.

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 9:01 pm

awip2062 wrote:I chew my toenails.

Yeah, heck you chewed mine too.

Sir Myghin · Post by **Sir Myghin** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 2:06 pm

i once put chicken in the oven and BAM out came a porchetta roast

zepboy · Post by **zepboy** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 9:04 pm

I know what a porchetta roast is!