A Thread By Any Other Name

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Sat Jan 17, 2004 1:47 am

(Choose your fav answer)

1) Four, one to screw it it, and three to argue over how much better Beil would hae done it.

2) None, there are rodies to do that.

3) Ten, one to hold the lamp still and nine to rotate the room.

4) Twenty, one to hold the lamp still and ninteen to ged so wasted the room starts spinning.

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Sat Jan 17, 2004 1:48 am

^^^
Unless of course it was a jazz drummer...then no one would change it, they would just improvise around it.

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Sat Jan 17, 2004 1:49 am

How manny bassists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Sat Jan 17, 2004 1:52 am

(Choose your fav answer)

1) None, the pianist can do that with his left hand.

2) Five, one to screw in the lightbulb, and four to fight off the lead guitarist who is hogging all the light.

3) Just one, but the rodie has to set up the ladder, take the old light bulb out, and hand the bassist the new light bulb.

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Sat Jan 17, 2004 1:54 am

Did ya hear the one about the drummer that graduated from highschool?

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Sat Jan 17, 2004 1:55 am

Yeah...me either

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Sat Jan 17, 2004 1:56 am

What do you call a drummer that graduated from highschool?

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Sat Jan 17, 2004 1:58 am

Suprime Burger Flipper

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Sat Jan 17, 2004 2:00 am

How do you ged a drummer to leave your front doorstep?

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Sat Jan 17, 2004 2:01 am

Pay for the pizza.

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Sat Jan 17, 2004 2:02 am

How can you tell it is a drummer at your door?

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Sat Jan 17, 2004 2:06 am

(Choose your fav answer)

1) The nocking is in rythem.

2) The nocking speeds up.

3) Three nocks then he comes in late.

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Sat Jan 17, 2004 10:24 am

How can you tell a drummer wrote this thread?

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Sat Jan 17, 2004 10:27 am

Cuz it isn't spelt properly!

Sir Myghin · Post by **Sir Myghin** » Sat Jan 17, 2004 3:17 pm

Aerosmitten wrote:(Choose your fav answer)

1) None, the pianist can do that with his left hand.

2) Five, one to screw in the lightbulb, and four to fight off the lead guitarist who is hogging all the light.

3) Just one, but the rodie has to set up the ladder, take the old light bulb out, and hand the bassist the new light bulb.

what about us lefty bassists? or ambidextrous peoples? what about use somewhat left handed ambidextrousy type peoples?

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