The Crypt Cafe

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Mon May 07, 2007 7:23 pm

I would like some greasy Italian toe jam for this stale and moulding bread...have you got any, bro?

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Thu May 10, 2007 2:07 pm

I have rotten Reeses crap cups.

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Thu May 10, 2007 9:34 pm

Got any brain and blubber perogies?

zepboy · Post by **zepboy** » Fri May 11, 2007 6:10 am

Yo H, I can hook ya up with the Italian toejam . . .

I just sneezed and a glob of greenish/yellow snotty goop flew into my coffee. Didn't taste too bad.

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Fri May 11, 2007 2:11 pm

That's some good cream, Dear!

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Mon May 14, 2007 12:43 am

I teenk I'ma gonna make a kosher milkshake *Goes hunting for a jew*

schuette · Post by **schuette** » Mon May 14, 2007 2:46 am

where is Count btw

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Mon May 14, 2007 3:24 pm

That's a good Q!

Ohhh Countie...

*Goes a stalking*

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Mon May 14, 2007 8:23 pm

*misses Countie*

zepboy · Post by **zepboy** » Tue May 15, 2007 9:21 pm

Did you know that body odor is actually the odor of bacteria feces?!!!

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Wed May 16, 2007 1:50 pm

Yes, and that proves we aren't kings.

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Wed May 16, 2007 9:05 pm

How did Arther do it?!

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Wed May 16, 2007 10:39 pm

He was a king!

zepboy · Post by **zepboy** » Fri May 18, 2007 6:03 am

He kept his puss in a jar, only brought it out for special occasions.

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Fri May 18, 2007 1:51 pm

*dusts her cat*