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I am upset Dan didn't share the hose with me.
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awip2062 wrote:I am upset Dan didn't share the hose with me.

I did not just read that 5 times and come up with 37 different variations of humor. :razz:
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I think Nancy Pelosi is the greatest majority leader in the history of our nation.
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I will not take a moment and reflect on the Spanish Inquisition tomorrow, the anniversary of its beginning.
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I have never seen a football sucked through a piece of three quarter inch flexible plumbing tube by a high powered vacuum.
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I haven't done a dang thing here at work today.
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I think I'm going to dye my hair blue like Mini did.
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I love it when t goes out of town, I prefer to be alone.
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I have been alone all my life.
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Me changeth me mind, I hope hairball doesn't come to visit the summer.
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I had a horrid time and didn't make any friends this weekend.
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I'm glad t had a horrid time, and I loved the time away from her this past weekend. She should do it more often.
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^^^
He will be sleepin' on the couch tonight!
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t doesn't want the cuddles.
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