While the Siggy's Away

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Fri Oct 27, 2006 12:44 pm

*notices Siggy pull up in the driveway*

*ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuns into the house and yells*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HE'S HAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Fri Oct 27, 2006 1:04 pm

I come back for JUST ONE DAY before I have to work all weekend, and LOOK AT THIS CARNAGE!

- I found someone did a little "remodeling" and it's drafty as hell...Z!

- My alcohol is GONE! SCHU!

HAIRY!!!

- Chicken carcasses everywhere...Me....how COULD you.

didja at least put the leftovers in the fridge?

- My skivvies are public knowledge now....SCHU!!!

- there was DEAFENING FEEDBACK FROM MY AMP!! t!!

- my guns.....STILL HAVEN'T FOUND THEM YET..... HAIREEEEE!!!

I feel so VIOLATED....

Me · Post by Me » Fri Oct 27, 2006 1:29 pm

Don't worry brother we will straighten it out over the weekend

Right now enjoy a chicken sandwich

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Fri Oct 27, 2006 1:36 pm

Me wrote:Don't worry brother we will straighten it out over the weekend
Right now enjoy a chicken sandwich

*eats humble pie and a cold chicken sammich*

goin' away soon Me?

schuette · Post by **schuette** » Fri Oct 27, 2006 2:25 pm

Me wrote:Don't worry brother we will straighten it out over the weekend
Right now enjoy a chicken sandwich

are we fuck gonna straighten it out

and siggy dont have scanky y-fronts cuz you never know when they'll get aired

.......and for god's sake man get a decent drinks cabinet

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Fri Oct 27, 2006 6:53 pm

Heh heh heh heh heh...........I still have a bolt or two in my pocket.

Oh, did someone say there was chicken sammich leftovers?

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Fri Oct 27, 2006 7:20 pm

*stands in the middle of the room totally confused*

Deafening feedback is......bad?

I need a drink!

*sets off in search of the as yet unmolested coffee pot*

Me · Post by Me » Sat Oct 28, 2006 5:19 am

Seeing we all about destroyed Cygs house, I thought it would be nice to make an about face and get him and his lovely wife (she has to be to put up with him and his skivvies) a brand new spanking home.
http://www.luxuryplans.com/ now we need a really nice chicken coop in the back forty
and some nice decor too

schuette · Post by **schuette** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 5:24 am

you never got me a new home! *pouts*

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 2:42 pm

So come live with me!

Me · Post by Me » Mon Oct 30, 2006 11:09 am

new stereo new decorations top of the line chickens plus I threw in some geese ducks turkeys and homing pigeons brand new gun modern kitchen built in swimming pool this place has it all hope our pal Cyg likes it he sure deserves it

carry on

Me · Post by Me » Mon Oct 30, 2006 11:10 am

Maybe next time schuette but first I think we should get you a new pub a floating one on the loch

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 2:58 pm

Nice touches, Kev! Well, they are more than touches, nice improvements!

We should make sure Rush is playing on that new stereo when he comes home.

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 7:58 pm

What do you mean, Cyg don't like Rush.

YYZ30 · Post by **YYZ30** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 8:32 pm

Who's due to go away next, because their house will be filled with packing peanuts!