The Bold Faced Lies Thread!!!

schuette · Post by **schuette** » Sun Oct 15, 2006 5:28 am

I think Johnny Depp is the ugliest man alive

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Sun Oct 15, 2006 11:55 am

My mom told me once that I was born in an ugly tree, and hit every branch on the way down.

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Sun Oct 15, 2006 2:25 pm

My mom agrees with her and would never speak to Leon cuz of it.

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Sun Oct 15, 2006 2:52 pm

I'm not hungry at all.

schuette · Post by **schuette** » Sun Oct 15, 2006 3:59 pm

Walkinghairball wrote:My mom told me once that I was born in an ugly tree, and hit every branch on the way down.

I thought this was the outrageous lie thread

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Sun Oct 15, 2006 7:27 pm

That was not nice...................in fact it was down right mean.................I did not find it one bit funny.........................I am no longer your friend.

schuette · Post by **schuette** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 1:27 am

Hairy knows I was being totally serious

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 2:46 pm

Mumsey is ALWAYS dead serious.

schuette · Post by **schuette** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 6:35 pm

I am wide awake and bushy tailed

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 9:54 pm

Dan never showers.

schuette · Post by **schuette** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 3:25 am

I always shower

Me · Post by Me » Tue Oct 17, 2006 5:16 am

I got a pudendum perversity

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 2:27 pm

I fear the people on this board.

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 8:35 pm

I didn't get a $2.00 an hour raise and moved to salary after work today.

Middle Kingdom · Post by **Middle Kingdom** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 7:13 am

I'm not happy for Hairy.