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oops! mybadd? the "fish" one was copied...i never noticed the typo...... THE MAGIC BEER STORY A lady walks into a bar and sees a >>>>really good-looking guy sitting at the bar by himself. She goes over >>and >>>>asks him what he is drinking. "Magic Beer," he says. She thinks >>he...

1. Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. 2. Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron," The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..." 3...

SEX FOR MONEY The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less. MAJORITY The organizers of National Orgasm Week were disappointed to learn that the majority of women polled just pretended to celebrate. CROSSING THE ROAD Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: ...

Walkinghairball wrote:Hey, I see it like this........... As long as we don't have to see Janet Jackson's ugly t***ies at any of the events, it's all good.

kinda makes me wonder what kind of entertainment they will open up the games with....
i always enjoy the opening and closing ceremonies too...

bruce springstein.....

sorry you worked so late....it's not like that all the time tho is it?????
hope you were able to make what was left of your evening enjoyable....

i spent the day trying to fix my old computer system.....the people at the comp store haven't a clue as to what they are doing ( like I am???)

TNPTP will enlighten us with their witty sence of humor...and engage in meaningless posts.......

what's your favorite event? or 'events' rather..... altho i enjoy the whole "show" (sort of speak) i'm watching the womens swimming real close... Kara Lynn Joyce is from Ann Arbor MI, was on my daughters swim team (@ ann arbor pioneer) and helped that swim team to become state & nation...

my first live experience was the signals tour.....
i cannot recall the first time i saw them on tv, but the first video that comes to mind is the body electric from GUP.....

love homemade popcorn!!!!!

i like coffee.....

some are born to move the world...
and live their fantasies...
but most of us just dream about
the things we'd like to be...
sadder still to watch it die
then never to have known it...
for you the blind
who once could see....
the bell tolls for thee.....

an ancient lunatic reins thru the trees in the night....

Za for breakfast?????

3 travelers wrote:What, you don't like hot grease splattering on your nipples?

ummm OUCH?!!!!!!:smt103
roasting marshmallows in the nude wouldn't be good either...
the mosquitos would bite you in places you wouldn't want to be bitten...
at least.... not by a bug anyway....